Fugaku led a large force of Uchiha Police Officers on a series of toad-catching operations across Mount Myōboku...
Fukasaku watched in utter terror...
"Wait a minute, young Fugaku. I remember that when we signed the contract with Mr. Kakuzu, that clause wasn't in it. Mount Myōboku's online environment follows Konoha Law, doesn't it?!" Watching toads being arrested in droves, Fukasaku suddenly remembered something and hurriedly spoke to Fugaku beside him.
"Uh, really?" Fugaku's heart skipped a beat. He took out his phone and carefully went through the contract with Fukasaku.
The damn contract was a whole gigabyte, with hundreds of pages and thousands of words on each page. Reading it left both the man and the toad dizzy. The old toad Fukasaku stared fixedly at the phone screen before him, his eyes bloodshot. They spent an entire day searching and still couldn't find the supposed clause.
"See, Fugaku? It isn't there," Fukasaku said happily to Fugaku beside him, though he was nearly spent.
"It really does seem to be missing. Um, Sage Fukasaku, please wait a moment. Let me call Mr. Kakuzu." Fugaku thought it over, then called Kakuzu.
"Fugaku? What made you think to call me? Never mind, that's not important. Perfect timing, actually. I've just launched a new product: Love Kidney Insurance. Spend a little for peace of mind. Your Uchiha Police Station has to match wits and strength with vicious criminals every day. What if something happens one day? Buying a policy means buying yourself some protection. Why not buy one for every officer at your station?" Kakuzu answered immediately, his excited voice ringing out across the area.
"What? Insurance? Um, um, Uncle Kakuzu, can we talk about that later? I'm calling now because I need to confirm something with you," Fugaku hurriedly said, swallowing at those