Tang Shiba was just about to get up when the pig below suddenly went berserk and started leaping around, charging at anyone it saw. The villagers and influencers screamed in fright.
The pig warrior held on to the dog leash as he was dragged along, utterly baffled by its sudden fit.
[Oh, gone berserk? No problem. A couple of good whacks will knock it out. We can slaughter it and have a whole-pig feast.]
The moment Tang Shiba thought about food, that pig looked like a walking roast suckling pig to her. It made her mouth water.
Hearing that the Dragon God wanted pork, the pig warrior took a hoe from a villager but hesitated.
He had ridden this pig for so long. It seemed a shame to kill it just like that.
The pig, which had only wanted some eggs, heard that the Dragon God wanted to eat it and hurriedly stopped in fright.
It wagged its tail and returned to its owner's side, determined to prove it hadn't gone mad.
It even started barking like a dog. "Woof, woof..."
The pig: Lord Dragon God, look! My tail is wagging so happily, and my barking sounds so convincing. Please don't eat me~
Tang Shiba stared, dumbfounded.
[Isn't it a pig? It can bark like a dog? What about neighing? Can it do that too?]
The pig: A horse? I've never seen a horse. What sound does one make? Can someone teach me? Waiting online. Urgent.
Everyone else was stunned too!
They were convinced this pig had become a supernatural creature.
Had it grown up with dogs? How could it imitate their barking so perfectly?
The pig warrior had already tossed the hoe aside and was stroking the pig's head, grinning from ear to ear.
"Good pig. No more going