Step Aside—This Story Is the Most Unhinged!
Chapter 21

So brutal, she knocked an implant out

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Zhao Shen could no longer stand being insulted. He raised his fists and charged at her.

"I'll take you down!"

Tang Shiba wasn't afraid at all. In her previous life, she had trained in boxing for several years to deal with stalking paparazzi and harassment from anti-fans.

She had never shown those skills in her previous life. In this one, she would put them to use on the Zhao siblings.

"Bring it on! Who's afraid of you, you cheating, foot-licking pervert? I must have earned some serious good karma in my last life to have a son like you."

[That's my Shiba! I'm suddenly in love.]

[Not only does Tang Shiba use physical attacks, she attacks people psychologically too. She's downright vicious.]

[How can a girl be so violent? Whoever marries her must have ancestors who earned him some serious good karma.]

[Here for the drama. Place your bets on who wins!]

[Tang Shiba +999999]

The two quickly tangled in a fight. Tang Xueqing held Zhao Tiantian back and asked Si Wuyu and Fang Cheng to help.

"Please, help them! If something happens, both of them will be ruined."

Fang Cheng wanted to help, but he had no idea whose side to take.

Si Wuyu simply watched the show. He even lit a fire and started grilling crabs.

In the end, Tang Xueqing couldn't hold Zhao Tiantian back and let her charge over to join the fight.

Tang Shiba wasn't short—she stood at 168 centimeters. Taking on the 175-centimeter Zhao Shen was no problem at all.

Her fists cut through the air, every punch aimed at a weak spot, catching Zhao Shen completely off guard.

Zhao Shen, on the other hand, missed every time. He tried to grab her and slam her down, but Tang Shiba saw through him and raked her nails across his face.

It was something every girl did in a fight. If she couldn't beat him to a pulp, she would scratch him to death.

Zhao Tiantian joined the fight too, but she was as weak as a chick. Tang Shiba sent her straight to the ground with a single kick.

She clutched her stomach, hurting so badly that she couldn't get up for a long while.

In the end, Tang Xueqing took a punch herself before she managed to pull the two apart.

[It's over? Tang Shiba is a beast. She can really fight.]

[A worthy descendant of our Tang Family. This youngster has potential.]

[Guys, look! Did Zhao Tiantian's implant get knocked out?]

[Where? Holy shit, it did! One of her boobs has gone flat.]

"Shiba, you've gone too far! Did you really have to beat them up this badly?"

Tang Xueqing trembled with anger. She cried so often that the moment she got worked up, her eyes automatically filled with tears.

Tang Shiba rubbed the back of her shoulder. Zhao Shen had landed a punch there, and it hurt a little. Fortunately, there was no open wound.

She glanced at Tang Xueqing, then took the medicine out of her bag to treat herself.

She ignored her, letting her stew.

Tang Xueqing burst into tears. "Why have you become like this? If you keep this up, you'll drag the whole Tang Family down with you. Sis, apologize to the fans. Maybe they'll forgive you."

[??? Sweetie, we're just here for the drama.]

[Great fight, wonderful fight, absolutely spectacular fight! As long as she doesn't hit our man, anything goes.]

[Another day of worrying about our man.]

The topics kept trending on Weibo, drawing the attention of the internet police.

#Tang Shiba gets into another fight#

#Zhao siblings gang up on one opponent#

#Zhao Tiantian's implant knocked loose#

As Tang Shiba applied the medicine, she realized she couldn't reach her shoulder blade.

A pair of pale hands took the medicine straight from her and asked her to pull the clothing away from her shoulder, even thoughtfully blocking the camera.

Who else could it be but Si Wuyu?

Tang Shiba grinned. "Thanks, Mr. Si. You're awfully nice."

[The male lead is so nice early on. Why does he turn into such a deranged pervert later?]

Deranged? A pervert?

What fitting descriptions. He couldn't help wondering whether he really was that kind of person.

The sight stung Tang Xueqing's eyes, filling her with hatred and resentment toward Tang Shiba.

Zhao Tiantian kept her hands pressed over her chest and told Tang Xueqing to get the medicine so she could treat her younger brother's wounds.

Zhao Shen spoke with disgust. "Who wants to use her stuff? I have my own."

He hadn't used up the medicine from last time. It would come in handy now.

As Zhao Shen applied the medicine, he tugged at a wound. He cried out in pain and looked up with a helpless expression.

"Xueqing, could you help me put this on?"

Tang Xueqing pretended to be concerned as she took the medicine and applied it for him, but inwardly, she was thinking that Tang Shiba and the Zhao siblings had completely fallen out this time.

Her own public image had remained intact. She ought to be popular now.

If she knew she hadn't even made it onto Weibo's trending list, would she be angry enough to grind her teeth to pieces?

Once the medicine was applied, Tang Shiba went back to pitching her tent.

Fang Cheng stole glances at her from the side. His expression was no longer as hostile as before, and there were even little stars of admiration in his eyes.

"Why are you so good at fighting? Where did you learn?"

Tang Shiba answered while pitching the tent. "Taught myself."

"Wow, that's amazing! Could you teach me?"

Looking at the big, guileless idiot in front of her, Tang Shiba came up with a plan.

She said quietly, "Sure. As long as you do what I say, I promise I'll teach you."

"Really?"

"Really."

"I agree! As long as you don't tell me to beat them up, I'll do anything you say."

Well, damn. How did he get so clever?

Watching his foolish younger brother sell himself off, Si Wuyu didn't stop him.

His brother needed to grow up. He could let him learn a lesson or two first.

After pitching the tent, Tang Shiba planned to look for food in the Woods.

Si Wuyu told Fang Cheng to watch the camp. If their shelter blew away again, he would tell Fang Cheng's father to freeze his bank card when they got back.

Fang Cheng could only guard the tent in boredom, his gaze drifting now and then toward the three people nearby.

Tang Xueqing also planned to find something to eat and told the two of them to rest first.

Zhao Shen would never let her go alone. He insisted on following her.

That put Tang Xueqing in a difficult position.

She knew Zhao Shen liked her.

Being alone with him didn't seem appropriate. It could affect her reputation.

"You're covered in injuries. You shouldn't be wandering around. I'll be nearby, so I'll be fine."

"I won't do any work. I'll just watch you from a distance. There are lots of snakes in the Woods. I'm afraid you might run into one."

Tang Xueqing was afraid of snakes, so she could only agree to go together.

Zhao Shen had no interest in women right now. He only wanted to find something he could use to get back at Tang Shiba.

After everyone left, Fang Cheng walked toward Zhao Tiantian.

Zhao Tiantian's eyelid twitched. She had a bad feeling.

[Haha, our little brother is about to launch into a hundred thousand questions again. Zhao Tiantian's eyes are going red with panic.]

[What kind of Pokémon is this? How does his head hold so many innocent thoughts?]

[Little brother, could you ask which hospital Zhao Tiantian went to for her breast augmentation?]

Sure enough, Fang Cheng started again.

“Zhao Tiantian, are you holding your chest because it's leaking?”

"Why did you want plastic surgery? Look at your chin. It's practically an awl."

"My brother-in-law said people who get plastic surgery develop all kinds of illnesses. When they get older, the parts they've had done can get deformed too."

"Look at your face. Your eyes don't look like eyes, your nose doesn't look like a nose, and your lips look like sausages. Don't you scare yourself every time you look in the mirror?"

"Oh, and I heard that people who get plastic surgery have uglier children. Is that true?"

Zhao Tiantian covered her ears. Not listening, not listening! Just a turtle chanting sutras!

When she really couldn't take it anymore, she lay down on the ground and played dead, pretending to fall asleep. Only then did Fang Cheng shut up.

Realizing he wasn't welcome, he had no choice but to walk away.

He looked up at the sky and noticed a huge dark cloud drifting over.

Huh? Was it going to rain?

He hurriedly zipped up all the suitcases, then hid inside the tent, filled with worry.

What if this tent leaked? Would he get soaked tonight?

Suddenly.

With a crack, lightning streaked across the blue sea, startling Fang Cheng into jumping to his feet.

"Thunder! It's going to rain!"

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