Tang Shiba herded everyone inside and warned them over and over, "These are wild beasts! Wild beasts that eat people! Do you have a death wish?"
But not only did they refuse to listen, they insisted, "They're not wild beasts. They're little cuties."
"The big tiger is Mimi!"
"The bear is Bear-Bear!"
"Big Bad Wolf is Chirp-Chirp!"
Tang Shiba really wanted to crack their skulls open and see what breed of freak they were. Live long enough and you really did see everything-these people were treating wild beasts like pets.
Seeing that none of them would go inside, Tang Shiba decided to teach them a lesson, exchanging a look with Bear.
Tang Shiba: First do this, then that. Got it?
Bear: Got it.
Once their exchange was over, Bear walked toward them, making everyone even more excited.
"Ahhh!!! I'm about to get up close and personal with a bear!"
"It's so tall and handsome when it stands up!"
"Don't you think it suddenly looks vicious?"
Bear picked up speed, moving so fast that everyone realized something was wrong.
Some hurried inside, while others stood there stupidly. Once Bear reached them, it started pounding the wall right in front of them, baring its teeth and reaching out to grab them!
When they finally reacted, their faces went white with terror. Someone screamed, "The bear's gone mad! It's eating people! Run!"
At that shout, the corridor emptied instantly. To make the act convincing, Bear charged over and rammed the doors a few times. Only after finding them locked tight did it return to the courtyard in satisfaction and continue destroying the buildings.
Bear: Scaring humans is such a headache. If the Mountain God weren't here this time, I'd gulp them down one by one.
To keep everyone frightened, Tang Shiba ran inside