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Chapter 311

Gu Qingcheng and Tang Xiao's day trip to Monkey Mountain

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The fans in the livestream watched with relish.

Fan A: These monkeys are something else. They've boosted Cloud City's economy by beating people up.

Fan D: I wonder what would happen if Tang Shiba ran into these monkeys?

The moment that comment appeared, the fans in the group went wild.

Vote, vote: Who's tougher, Tang Shiba or the monkeys?

The final result: Tang Shiba was tougher.

Fans: Where's Tang Shiba? Spirit Mountain is so popular. Why hasn't she come to visit?

The Anti-Fans deliberately posted: We heard celebrities have entered Spirit Mountain. Babies in Cloud City, hurry up and push Spirit Mountain to the top!

Professional celebrity hater: Tang Shiba is from our Cloud City. She boosted Water City, so why can't she boost Cloud City too?

Fans: Point the camera at that pregnant woman! We want to see what happens next!

What happened next was that Gu Qingcheng chased the monkeys with a stick, trying to hit them. But those monkeys were no pushovers either. With a feint, they snatched her stick, then turned around and hit her instead!

Gu Qingcheng hopped around in fright. "Ah!!! You damned monkeys! This is going too far! You won't even spare a pregnant woman!"

Tang Xiao shielded her behind him, and under the Monkey Keeper's protection, the two hurried farther into the park.

When the fans in the livestream saw this, they filled the screen with laughter.

[Who said they wouldn't hit pregnant women? These monkeys attack everyone indiscriminately.]

[Haha, you try to hit a monkey once, and it hits you twice instead.]

[They're very caring, but only toward animals!]

Only after they had left that troop of monkeys behind did Gu Qingcheng anxiously ask whether Tang Xiao's face was all right.

"I'm fine. I just got slapped twice. Compared with my

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