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#Best Actress Ouyang passed out from constipation and is receiving emergency treatment in hospital. Poor thing!#
Tang Eldest Brother: Here's a trending topic for you. Take it, no thanks needed!
Ouyang Xuan's fans were all mortified when they saw the trending topic.
What now? What were they supposed to say?
Their idol's condition seemed to be getting worse. This time it was constipation. What would it be next time?
No, their idol was sick. As her fans, how could they not show their support?
And so a wave of enema-buying swept the internet, leaving many sellers completely sold out.
Looking at box after box of enemas, Ouyang Xuan's fan club was speechless.
There were so many that she couldn't use them all up before she croaked...
After Ouyang Xuan woke up, her system told her everything.
[Tang Xuan brought you to the hospital. You also farted at him several times. Luckily, no one else heard, or your image would have been ruined!]
The Counter-System had mentioned it deliberately, though its motive was unknown.
Ouyang Xuan suddenly covered her face, burning with shame and anger!
She had lived two lifetimes and had never done anything so embarrassing. Tang Shiba's behavior was absolutely vile!
Ouyang Xuan lowered her hands, a vicious gleam in her eyes. [Since Tang Xuan is so kind, I'll start with him!]
Tang Xuan: Where are your manners?
Ouyang Xuan's constipation cleared up. When she was discharged, a crowd of fans waited outside.
In the past, seeing so many fans would have delighted her, but this time she couldn't feel happy.
Because the entire internet knew she had been constipated!
The fans shrieked when they saw her. Of course, Tang Shiba's Anti-Fans were mixed in among them!
"Idol, are you feeling better? We were so worried