There were weirdos every year, but this year had more than its share.
On Valentine's Day, Tang Shiba hadn't gone out on a date. Instead, she was watching a bare-assed bandit with three policewomen in the surveillance room!
The bandit had fair skin and a great physique, with twelve-pack abs, massive pecs, and bulging biceps.
His whole body was pale and bare, but his face was blurry. They couldn't make out what he looked like at all.
"That's him! He's the one who stole my phone!" the young woman exclaimed excitedly, leaning closer to get a good look.
Tang Shiba suspected she had come up to admire his body, not to look for her stolen phone!
One of the policewomen asked her, "Why didn't you chase after him?"
If she had chased him and shouted, someone might have spotted the bare-assed bandit!
"The place where I was making my call was too out of the way. How was I supposed to know he'd go somewhere like that to rob people?"
It was downright baffling!
Without a clear view of the bare-assed bandit's face, they couldn't identify him or track him down.
Just as everyone thought the trail had gone cold, the bare-assed bandit struck again!
Another young woman had her phone snatched!
Tang Shiba and the three policewomen hurried off to catch him!
[Host, that bare-assed bandit specifically targets young women who are alone!] [That's why girls should never go anywhere secluded when they're out. Luckily, he's after money, not sex!] [Host, I think the young woman who got robbed was actually pretty interested in the bare-assed bandit's body!] [Could you stop blurting out the truth!]
When they arrived at the scene, the young woman was still shaken-and "smiling"!
As soon as Tang Shiba and the others arrived,