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#Tang Shiba wore ghost makeup to scare people at a haunted house and terrified loads of visitors#
The moment the post went up, netizens all over Weibo burst out laughing.
Nose-Picking Expert: Only Tang Shiba would do something this ridiculous. I don't admire anyone else, but she's got my respect!
Beaten by Tang Shiba Until I Puked and Had Diarrhea: I've only heard of that washed-up celebrity beating people up, never of her getting beaten. Whoever started that rumor, step forward. I've got a business proposition for you.
Number One Rumormonger: My phone fell into the toilet while I was taking a dump, and now someone's impersonating me.
Shit-Tipped Spear, I'll Poke Whoever Messes with Me: I was right there watching the drama. The one who got beaten was clearly some unlucky guy. Don't believe me? I've got proof!
The Anti-Fans pushed the posts about Tang Shiba beating someone to the top. As for the posts claiming she'd been beaten, those had long since been downvoted into oblivion.
The Anti-Fans: Their Washed-Up Star getting beaten? That was the funniest joke of the year.
While the internet was still buzzing, Tang Shiba had already returned home.
Tang Lin was home too. The moment he saw her return, he hurried over with a grin.
"Little sis, can I ask you something?"
"Go ahead!"
Tang Shiba let Er Gou loose. Its tail wagged sky-high, and the instant the leash came off, it began racing around the yard.
Er Gou: Awooo! So this is what freedom tastes like! This is pure bliss!
Tang Shiba warned it, "Gu Qingcheng is home. If you knock into her, I'll take you straight to the operating table and have your balls snipped off!"
Er Gou went rigid and plunged headfirst into the vegetable patch.
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