The Whole Family Brings Stools to Watch the Drama as the Real Heiress Spills the Tea
Chapter 220

They're all crazy-no need for more tests

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The guard thought that these three people were going crazy. They actually kept Venomous Snake as pets, which was a big mistake.

After confirming that none of the three people brought anything, the guard let them in.

"You guys come here and give it a quick test." There is another level after entering.

A Doctor wearing White Coat called them over.

"I'm going to ask you a few questions later. You have to answer them truthfully and you can't lie. Do you understand?"

White Coat Doctor glanced at Si Wuyu and felt that he looked familiar. Did he seem to have seen him on some wall?

But he couldn't remember it for a moment?

A few people nodded in cooperation, and no matter what the question was, just answer it wrong.

"I ask and you answer. You can have different answers."

"It's begun!"

"Excuse me, which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

Fang Cheng raised his hand excitedly, "I know this. This is a scientific issue, and we have to start talking about it a long, long time ago."

Tang Lin interrupted him, "Chicken first, because I like chicken-eating games but not egg-laying games."

Fang Cheng was dissatisfied, why did this Tang Lin interrupt him casually, without any courtesy at all.

Yang Xin also followed closely. "The egg came first, because the chicken will say: it jumped out of the stone, and this stone is the egg fossil."

Have you ever been tricked by your parents when you were a child? They said they jumped out of a rock?

Du Xiaotian thought for a while and said, "Chickens come first, because chickens can lay eggs everywhere, so there are so many free-range chickens."

Du Wei also answered, "Chicken comes first, because in the word egg, the word chicken is at the front."

Ouyang Xuan said, "The chicken comes first, because the chicken will lay eggs!"

Nothing seems to be wrong!

Sun Qian,"Eggs come first, because they all evolve from cells."

I don't understand this, I haven't studied it.

Tang Xiao said calmly, "Whether it's chicken or eggs, I don't like eating them."

Okay, another picky eater.

It's Si Wuyu's turn, and everyone wants to hear his answer.

Si Wuyu frowned, "I'm neither a chicken nor an egg. How do I know which one of them will come out first?"

Um... is it that simple and crude?

Everyone looked at Tang Shiba again, what was her answer?

Tang Shiba chuckled, "I created the word egg, so they appeared at the same time."

Everyone... I always feel like something is weird?

But nothing seems to be wrong?

Doctor also scratched his head. It was strange. He just asked a question casually. How could he get so many answers? When he goes to the city, he must study it carefully.

"Second question, do monkeys walk standing or crawling?"

Monkey?

Huh?

This is a bit difficult.

The monkeys they saw could either crawl or stand, and there were many types of monkeys. Which one should they answer?

Tang Shiba raised his hand, "They are jumping, because before Monkey Sun learned the scriptures, he was jumping around!"

Si Wuyu also spoke, "Monkeys walk standing up. After Monkey Sun learned the scriptures, he has been walking upright."

Fang Cheng followed suit and said, "Monkeys fly, because most of the monkeys are flying when they are learning Buddhist scriptures."

Tang Lin also raised his head, with an affirmative look on his face, "The monkey walked in a fight. Monkey Sun kept fighting with monsters on his way to learn the scriptures!"

Tang Xiao also nodded matter-of-factly, "He can also swim, go up to the sky and go into the water, he can do anything."

Yang Xin found it a bit difficult, "It seems that you can also squat and walk. I went to the zoo and saw monkeys. They all like to squat together and look for lice on each other."

Sun Qian frowned, "Monkeys crawl, they are reptiles!"

Ouyang Xuan thought about it and said it was a reptile.

Du Xiaotian all denied it, "Monkeys swing. They live in trees all the time, and most of them are swinging."

Du Wei agrees with his son!

At this moment Doctor cannot describe his mood in words.

Needless to say, they are all sick, quite seriously!

It's not a test. I'm afraid the monkey will really fly.

"Okay, you are all wrong. You are all crazy. Now the dormitories are allocated. Men and women will live separately. Here is Third Floor. You can choose for yourself. You only have one chance to choose every month. If you choose this time, you can only change it next month."

Want to live separately?

If Ouyang Xuan is displeased, wouldn't it be difficult to implement her plan?

Du Xiaotian is waiting for his father to choose him before choosing him because he doesn't want to live with him.

Du Wei saw his son's thoughts and remained silent without making a choice.

Yang Xin will definitely follow Tang Shiba, and Sun Qian will naturally follow his daughter.

As for everyone else, they all want to follow Tang Shiba.

So they are all waiting for Tang Shiba to choose.

Tang Shiba chose Third Floor without hesitation.

Doctor was surprised, "Third Floor? When you came, didn't they tell you where Third Floor was?"

"As I said, Third Floor is the most fun level, isn't it?"

God is so fun, Third Floor often fights, if a newcomer goes to Third Floor, his skin will definitely peel off.

Doctor Seeing their insistence, he asked them to think again, "This is not a joke."

"No kidding!" Everyone followed Tang Shiba. Wherever she went, everyone followed her. The minority obeyed the majority.

Seeing that they couldn't be persuaded, Doctor directly moved them to the first level.

"Nurse will take you to pick up clothes and toiletries later."

After Nurse took them away, Doctor muttered to himself, "It looks quite normal, but they are all very sick."

Doctor then looked at the trio with two Venomous Snake wrapped around their necks, "Their condition is a bit serious. Didn't they resist on the way here?"

The three of them pointed at their faces, "Don't you see? How swollen are your faces?"

Seeing that their faces were as swollen as pigs, Doctor sympathetically gave them a bottle of anti-inflammatory medicine, "I hope you can bring them back safely. Thank you for your hard work."

The three of them are the only ones who can persevere in this kind of errand. I admire them!

Tang Shiba After they all went in, the three of them hurried to where they put their luggage.

When they arrived, there was no luggage anywhere but a pile of animal poop?

No, where did the luggage go? Why was it missing when I came back?

Could it be that they have accomplices?

Should I tell the dean?

As soon as this idea came to mind, the snake around its neck suddenly opened its mouth. The three of them were so frightened that they quickly begged for mercy, "Uncle Snake, we didn't do anything. We were wrong."

Is this snake suffering from snake spirit disease? No, they have to find a way to get the snake down, otherwise they will see Tai Nai at any time.

The news that the three of them treated Venomous Snake as a pet quickly spread in the hospital.

When people in the hospital see them, they will give them a thumbs up and say, "Awesome!"

They have come up with new varieties of snakes to play with, and it is really life-threatening.

Tang Shiba After they received the things, they were taken to the first floor by Nurse.

Nurse told them the rules of the hospital while walking. "Except for sleeping time, you are free to move around at other times, but don't go to the second floor with Third Floor easily, because they often fight, and people from the second floor with Third Floor will also come down. You have just arrived, it is best to stay in the dormitory, don't run around outside."

"Aren't we going to Third Floor? Why are we going to the first floor?"

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