Guagua rarely hesitated for a moment and did not tell Jiang Nuan directly.
[Host, do you really want to listen? It's really disgusting!]
Guagua reminded again.
Seeing Guagua like this, Jiang Nuan became even more interested, so she asked:
[Guagua Just tell me, you have to believe that after your host has eaten so many melons, no melons can disgust me anymore.]
Jiang Nuan thinks she has developed a strong heart now.
[Okay, then let me tell the host. Host, please remember to be mentally prepared!]
Jiang Nuan really wanted to know, so Guagua decided to tell her.
[This Wu Cu usually likes to squat in the toilet. He has to squat in the toilet for one or two hours a day. Because the squatting time is too long and he likes to sit for long periods of time, he suddenly develops hemorrhoids.]
[It's just hemorrhoids, it's probably a very common ailment. Is this anything serious?]
After hearing what Guagua said, Jiang Nuan asked in confusion.
[The disgusting part is the hemorrhoids here. His hemorrhoids grow on the outside and have become a fleshy ball the size of a little finger.
He has a strange habit of scratching hemorrhoids.]
Jiang Nuan: Ah? What do you like to say?
After the other ministers heard this, they couldn't help but show question marks on their faces.
If they remember correctly, doesn't this thing grow in the place where excretion occurs? What's the difference between this and eating shit?
I can only say that Goryeo people have a slightly heavy taste...
[No, even if he likes hemorrhoids, he won't be able to get them if he develops them, right? Is he that flexible?]
After being shocked, Jiang Nuan discovered the blind spot.
[Yes, that's right, he himself can't cuss, but he can cuss with others!]
Guagua said immediately, and his eyes couldn't help but glance at Hou Hongjun behind Wu Cu.
[You don't mean to say that they are just complaining about each other's hemorrhoids, right?]
Jiang Nuan said to himself that he was no longer confident.
[Yes! That's right! It's just like the host you said.]
Guagua confirmed Jiang Nuan's question.
[Ugh~ This is really disgusting! It's hard to find even one such weirdo. How did the people at Goryeo manage to collect two of them?]
Sometimes it doesn't matter if the image is too strong! After Guagua finished speaking, Jiang Nuan couldn't help but think of that image in his mind, and it successfully made her sick.
Guagua turned off its small screen this time and just dictated this melon, but it made Jiang Nuan extremely sick!
[Not only that, they also like to chatter before eating. Would eating like this make it taste better? I don't quite understand. Do some humans like this?]
Guagua As a piece of data, after seeing such people, I couldn't help but have the idea that humans are so curious.
[No, how can this thing be divided into before and after meals? I don't understand either! Guagua You have to believe that such a person is definitely one in a million, no, it's one in a billion!]
Jiang Nuan explained quickly.
Guagua looked at everyone in the hall dubiously, his eyes full of suspicion.
Those ministers who were glanced at by Guagua almost exploded on the spot. They are not that kind of people! Don't confuse them with Goryeo's weirdos!
[I finally understand what you mean by Guagua, I feel like my ears are dirty now!]
Jiang Nuan Looking at Wu Cu now, I feel a little nauseous.
The other ministers nodded in agreement. They also felt that their ears were dirty. Some of them were weak and wanted to retch.
They tried their best to control this urge, but they felt that the idea of retching was getting stronger and stronger.
At this time, Guagua suddenly said:
[Host beware, the person in Goryeo with a feather on his head is going to release a gas bomb! Hold your breath!]
As soon as Guagua finished speaking, Jiang Nuan was so cooperative that he held his breath.
In the next second, a shockingly huge fart popped out of the feathered man's butt, as if a thunder exploded on the Golden Throne Hall.
At the same time, a strange stench began to spread.
The first people to be tricked were those from Goryeo. They couldn't help but bend over and retched.
Those ministers who wanted to vomit took this opportunity to cover their faces with their sleeves and retched for a while before they recovered.
Fortunately, Jiang Nuan was located a certain distance away from the Goryeo envoy, so she was protected from the gas bomb attack.
The feathered man was standing on the Golden Throne Hall at a loss. He had eaten a lot of beans in the morning. When he first arrived at the palace, he already felt like farting, but he kept holding it in.
He really couldn't hold it in any longer, so he wanted to let it go quietly, but who knew that once he let go, what happened next would be out of his control.
Wu Cu was talking happily when he was interrupted by this dead movement. He originally thought it was someone from Great Xia who did it, but when he was about to make a taunt, he realized that it was someone from Goryeo.
This made his face turn pale and blue, which was very ugly.
"A small country with a small area dares to take care of our Great Xia affairs. It's really ignorant of the world. You should take care of yourselves first."
A minister looked at Wu Cu with disdain in his eyes.
"You, you..."
Wu Cu pointed at the minister and said nothing for a long time. He was very respected in Goryeo. When had he ever been wronged like this?
"Looking at you shaking here for a long time and being speechless, why can't Goryeo even find a qualified doctor to treat you? Well, I, Great Xia, have many doctors who can not only cure your problem, but also the problem in your head."
Another minister said venomously.
Wu Cu was so angry that he couldn't even speak. He rolled his eyes and was about to faint.
At this time, Imperial Physician standing in the hall came in handy.
Originally, after Jiang Nuan had eaten melon many times, the mentality of the ministers had been tempered, and these Imperial Physician had not entered the palace for a long time.
But just recently a group of new blood has emerged, and these Imperial Physician have once again appeared on the Golden Throne Hall.
It's also Wu Cu's good luck. If he had come a little later or a little later, he might not be able to catch up!
Seeing Wu Cu like this, Imperial Physician, who was relatively young and had nimble hands and feet, immediately ran in front of him.
He silently took out the familiar Silver Needles that was as long as a baby's forearm, but after looking at Wu Cu, he put away the hair-thin needle and took out a needle that was about as thick as a folk quilt.
Wu Cu's eyes widened. What was this needle used for? It couldn't be used to prick him, right?
The next second, he saw Imperial Physician piercing the needle into his body.
"Ouch~"
A sharp pain hit him, and he couldn't help but cry out in pain.
"Emperor Jiang, if you don't kill the envoy when the two countries are at war, you are going to kill Wu Daru!"
An official from Goryeo immediately stood up and criticized.