Speed up eating melons? Ninth Princess Isn't eating melons fast enough? Do you want to speed up? Do you dare to give them a way to survive?
All the ministers were crying in their hearts.
[After Spring Examination, it will be Palace Examination soon. Then there will be a large number of fresh blood entering the court, so you don't have to worry about no one doing anything.]
Jiang Nuan is not just a melon eater. If a melon eater encounters some serious problems, such as selling one's official position for personal gain, forming a party for personal gain, corruption, etc., he will look for clues and hand them over to Court of Judicial Review or other institutions that can sanction them.
But in today's court, there are many such officials. If she catches these people all at once and brings them to justice, no one in the court will do anything.
She couldn't pretend not to know, so she never ate the melon very fast.
But Spring Examination is around the corner, so she can let go and eat as much as she wants. Even if she has to be busy, it will only be for this period of time.
[Okay, host, I think eating melon in ordinary times is too boring. Let's add some new ways to play.]
In order to compete for favor, Guagua, who only knows how to eat melons, racked his brains to find new ways to eat melons.
Hearing Guagua say this, Jiang Nuan is a little strange.
[Guagua, what new way to play?]
Guagua emerged from Jiang Nuan's body, appeared in front of her eyes, and then transformed into a manual that was the size of its head, but was actually the size of Jiang Nuan's palm.
[Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang~ Host, this is a melon-eating manual that I carefully prepared. It contains the names of some of the most heinous officials in the court. The names on each page are random. The host can turn a page at random, and we will eat the melons of whomever we turn to.]
Some ministers who thought that what they had done was not a heinous crime immediately felt relieved.
Some ministers, who felt that what they had done were not just heinous crimes, were heartbroken. Looking at the melon-eating manual, they felt that it should not be called the melon-eating manual, but should be called the Book of Life and Death of the King of Hell.
[If the host doesn't like to play like this, I have other ways to play!]
Guagua waved his hand, and the melon-eating manual disappeared immediately, replaced by a turntable.
This turntable is divided into many cells, and each cell has a name.
At this time, Jiang Yunsheng, who was sitting next to Jiang Nuan, kept glancing up, trying to see clearly what names were on it.
But it's a pity that, let alone him, even Jiang Nuan, who is right in front of the turntable, can barely see it clearly.
[Host, you can shout "Turn", and then the turntable will move. When you shout "Stop", the pointer will point to a person's name, and then we can eat his melons.
How about it, is it more fun to eat melon like this? If the host likes it, Guagua can find more fun ways in the future.]
Fighting for favor, Guagua is serious.
[Okay, it's fun, Guagua is awesome, let's play the turntable today!]
[Okay, okay, I'm starting to transfer the host, please remember to stop.]
Guagua reminded.
As Guagua's words fell, the turntable began to start, and the hearts of the officials below who had ulterior motives suddenly rose to their throats.
They feel like it's not just their names on the carousel, but their lives as well.
The turntable was spinning so fast that Jiang Nuan couldn't see the words on it clearly, so when she saw that it was almost time to turn, she shouted:
[Stop!]
[Vice Minister of Personnel Zhuang Zhenghao, it's you!]
When Zhuang Zhenghao heard his name, his originally upright body suddenly collapsed.
[Zhuang Zhenghao He has a strange hobby. He is a hand control and likes beautiful hands.]
[It's okay to like beautiful hands. Some people's hands are really beautiful. Some people like to look at faces, and some people like to look at hands. Isn't this normal?]
After hearing what Guagua said, Jiang Nuan didn't understand. If it was just this habit, it shouldn't be included in the list of heinous people, right?
Other ministers also had this idea.
[Others like it out of pure appreciation, but he is different. He not only likes to watch, but also likes to collect!]
[Collection? Hands growing on people's bodies? How to collect them? It's not what I thought, is it?]
Jiang Nuan couldn't help but shudder when he thought of a certain guess.
[Yes, this is what you think of the host. After he meets a good-looking person, he will investigate their family background. If there is no prominent background, he will attack those people directly.
And he also prefers the hands of scholars. After some people fail the exam, he will appear in front of them as Bole and tell them that there is an opportunity to promote them, but they need to go to remote mountain villages, counties and other places to experience.
When those people heard this, most of them would not refuse such a good thing. After all, as a court minister, he had no reason to deceive them.
As a result, as soon as those people left, he immediately revealed his true colors, cut off their hands, put them in his homemade ancient version Formalin, and then placed them in a darkroom in his other courtyard. He would go there every once in a while to admire his collection.
Those scholars who have lost their hands, and those who are a little better behaved, let them go to Male Courtesan House. Those who are disobedient will have their legs broken, their eyes will be blinded, and they will be thrown into other cities to become beggars!]
Too cruel! All the ministers complained in their hearts.
Jiang Nuan never thought that someone would do this.
[Not only that, in fact, he also covets your Imperial Father's hand, and even thought about cutting off your Imperial Father's hand!]
As soon as Guagua said this, many ministers in the audience couldn't help but glance at Jiang Yunsheng's hand.
Jiang Yunsheng was so angry that he pinched the side of Dragon Throne with his hand.
These hands have strong and powerful lines, well-defined joints, and faint veins are faintly visible on the knuckles. They are a pair of hands full of strength but without losing beauty.
Zhuang Zhenghao has pretty good aesthetics.
The ministers thought.
No, no, he likes a pair of hands, but he likes them in a way that he wants to cut them off and collect them!
The ministers couldn't help but look at Jiang Yunsheng's face. As expected, Jiang Yunsheng's face had darkened now.
[Actually, he almost succeeded.]
Guagua broke another shocking news.
In the already cold environment on the Golden Throne Hall, the temperature dropped sharply.
[Of course not now, you Imperial Father are not that kind of weak emperor. As an emperor who highly concentrates power in his hands, Zhuang Zhenghao would not dare to covet your Imperial Father's hand even if he has the courage to do so.
The time I mentioned that he almost succeeded was in his previous life.
In your previous life, you Imperial Father was in your later years, no, in your middle age you started to become dull and nepotistic, and your power was distributed a lot.
In addition, after forcing the palace to rebel, the protection around him was not as good as before. At this time, Zhuang Zhenghao once again had the idea of collecting your Imperial Father hand.]