I Really Am One of the Good Guys
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If you're reading this standalone post right now, you're probably still single!
We're all in the same lonely boat, all single, and that brings this author great comfort.
Don't cry, brother. Stand up and jerk off. A man should work hard with his own two hands to get rich. Oh, right, there are also monthly tickets, recommendation votes, and so on—if you can, toss a few my way while you're at it.
(ノ) Lips curled to one side, swagger at full blast.
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