You Pervert

"Who? Is there someone you know here?" Jiang Ruoyi didn't catch on right away.

"No..." Ouyang Xuanxuan nearly jumped, then pointed at someone running across the plaza and stammered, "It's... it's... him, the guy I hit."

"Really? Are you sure?" Jiang Ruoyi looked where Ouyang Xuanxuan was pointing and saw a young man running ahead, with three "oddly" dressed young men chasing close behind.

She had been thinking about this for the past two days. Her instincts as a police officer had left her deeply curious about the man Ouyang Xuanxuan had described.

"I'm sure. I'd recognize him even if he turned to ashes." Ouyang Xuanxuan nodded firmly.

Han Wenqi had been smiling, waiting for the two beauties to nod eagerly, but the smile slowly froze on his face. Irritation rose inside him. Am I being ignored?

Then he looked curiously in the direction Ouyang Xuanxuan was pointing, wanting to see just who had ruined his moment.

"Come on, let's take a look." Jiang Ruoyi simply ignored Han Wenqi, grabbed Ouyang Xuanxuan, and chased after the man too.

"What the fuck?" Han Wenqi's face turned green. Was he really less attractive than some shabby-looking, penniless student?

Meanwhile, Li Yichen, who was busy dodging his roommates' harassment, had no idea someone already held a grudge against him—and that someone was Han Wenqi.

If he had known the reason, he would surely have cried, "Beautiful women really do bring disaster! The ancients weren't lying!"

The three kept chasing farther and farther, until they were gasping for breath. Pointing at Li Yichen, they shouted, "Number Four, stop right there!"

Without even breathing hard, Li Yichen stopped, turned around, and beckoned to them with a grin. "Come get me if you can."

"Fuck... don't let us catch you, or we'll beat you to death, you bastard." The three exchanged glances. So you're taunting us, huh? Forgetting about catching their breath, they gritted their teeth and charged after him again.

"Heh." Li Yichen grinned, pushed off, turned, and dashed away.

He had barely picked up speed when two women suddenly appeared ahead, blocking his path.

Fuck! Li Yichen's heart jolted. He was about to collide with them head-on.

"Ah... cousin, help!" one of the women screamed.

Gritting his teeth, he desperately slowed down. At the same time, he instinctively pivoted on his right foot and twisted hard at the waist. His whole body spun, brushing past hers as he forced himself out of her path.

His feet pounded the ground for several more meters before he finally stopped.

He turned to look, and his face immediately turned green. Pointing at Ouyang Xuanxuan, he blurted, "Why is it you again?"

Ouyang Xuanxuan's little face had gone pale with fright. She had only meant to block Li Yichen's way, not nearly get herself hurt.

What infuriated her even more was Li Yichen's attitude. What's your problem? A gorgeous girl is standing right in front of you, and you're unhappy about it? You already got my first kiss, and you still dare yell at me?

Her spoiled temper flared at once. Planting a hand on her hip, she pointed at Li Yichen's nose and cried in a sweet voice, "You... you yelled at me... you're mean! You're a big meanie!"

"Seriously..." Li Yichen was dumbfounded. Ouyang Xuanxuan's indignant expression was so adorable it nearly gave him a nosebleed.

It wasn't just him. Yang Weifeng and the others were utterly dumbstruck too, practically drooling. What guy could withstand such a "delicacy"?

Just as Li Yichen was starting to question himself, Ouyang Xuanxuan shouted again, "Cousin, beat him up for me!"

"Cousin?" Li Yichen hadn't yet caught on.

Suddenly, another beautiful woman blocked his path, grabbed his arm, and pulled it over her back, preparing to throw him over her shoulder.

Jiang Ruoyi only meant to test him with this move, so she didn't use her full strength.

But she felt as though Li Yichen's feet had taken root in the ground. Not only did he remain completely unmoved, he nearly made her stumble.

Li Yichen instinctively pulled his arm back. Jiang Ruoyi immediately felt an irresistible surge of strength drag her straight into his arms.

What incredible skills! Jiang Ruoyi was startled. She had practiced martial arts since childhood and had become the national sanda champion two years earlier.

Normally, she could take on three of her burly male colleagues at once. She hadn't expected to meet her match today.

Her competitive streak immediately flared. Who says women are inferior to men? I'm going all out against you today.

At that thought, rather than struggle, she leaned into Li Yichen's embrace, almost as though she were throwing herself into his arms.

But she bent her arm and drove her elbow hard into his ribs.

If that blow landed on an ordinary person, it would break at least two ribs.

Li Yichen felt a stab of pain beneath his ribs and instinctively let go. Jiang Ruoyi seized the chance to break free of his embrace.

"Number Four, are you okay?" Yang Weifeng and the others realized something was wrong and hurried over to Li Yichen, asking anxiously.

"I'm fine." Li Yichen rubbed the spot where she had hit him. He could tell that none of his bones were broken.

"Cousin, are you okay?" Afraid Jiang Ruoyi might have come off worse, Ouyang Xuanxuan hurriedly asked too.

"I'm fine." Jiang Ruoyi watched Li Yichen warily, ready to strike at any moment. Her blood was beginning to boil, and she felt an urge to have a proper fight.

"Again." Jiang Ruoyi pressed her lips together, pushed off, and punched toward Li Yichen's chest.

Again? Li Yichen was almost in tears. What did I do to deserve this? This girl looks so pretty, so why is she so violent?

Besides, there are three other men right here. Can't you hit them instead? Why won't you leave me alone? Do I look like an easy target?

He instinctively ducked backward, and Jiang Ruoyi's fist missed him. Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, one of her long legs whipped toward him, followed by a relentless flurry of blows.

Li Yichen groaned inwardly. He had never learned any fighting moves, so all he could do was take the beating. Although Jiang Ruoyi's blows barely felt like more than tickles, getting hit over and over was still humiliating.

In his desperation, he threw a straight punch at Jiang Ruoyi's chest.

It was nothing more than a simple Black Tiger Steals the Heart, but Jiang Ruoyi felt a fierce gust rush toward her chest. Startled, she hurriedly retreated, narrowly dodging the blow.

Delighted to see that the move worked, Li Yichen immediately punched toward her chest again when she lunged at him.

Watching from the sidelines, Sun Kai and the others curled their lips and cursed inwardly. That little bastard Number Four is deliberately taking advantage of her.

Jiang Ruoyi blushed too. Retreating several steps, she spat, "You pervert," then attacked even more fiercely.

Li Yichen froze for a moment before he realized what she meant, and his face flushed as well.

Jiang Ruoyi seized the opening, stepped forward, and grabbed his arm again. Twisting at the waist, she put every ounce of strength into the throw. Li Yichen's feet left the ground, and he flew over her head.

Thud! Li Yichen slammed solidly into the ground.

Jiang Ruoyi clapped the dust from her hands, then called to Ouyang Xuanxuan with satisfaction, "Xuanxuan, let's go check in."

"Number Four, are you okay? Who are they?" The three gathered around him, looking down at his miserable state as they asked.

"I don't know either." Li Yichen wanted to cry, but no tears came.

Hearing that, the three turned and ran. "Hey... girls... wait up... want your upperclassmen to take you to check in?"

"You bunch of brothers who forget their friends the second they see a pretty face..." Li Yichen rolled over and got to his feet, gritting his teeth. "I got beaten up for absolutely no reason. Tonight, I'm making Black and White Impermanence summon Ip Man, Huo Yuanjia, and Wong Fei-hung, all of them. I'm going to learn kung fu."