Getting a taste of the thrill

"Screeech..." A piercing squeal of brakes rang out. The sports car shot forward more than a hundred meters before coming to a stop.

"Oh no... I think I just hit a ghost." Li Yichen ran over to look and got quite a fright.

White Impermanence's body was completely embedded in the dirt, with a clear tire mark across his face.

"Seventh Master, are you all right?" Li Yichen hurriedly pried him out of the ground.

As though he had not even noticed Li Yichen, White Impermanence flashed over to the car and gently ran his hands over it.

Judging by his intoxicated expression, anyone who did not know better would have thought he was caressing a beautiful woman.

Li Yichen walked over and asked curiously, "Seventh Master, what are you doing?"

"Oh, what a beautiful car. This is simply a work of divine craftsmanship. I doubt any man could resist its charms," White Impermanence murmured as he stroked it.

"Do you like it, Seventh Master?" Li Yichen asked, though he already knew the answer.

"Yes." White Impermanence nodded furiously. "If I had a car this beautiful, I'd never want to get out of it. I'd happily eat and sleep in it for the rest of my life."

"Then it's yours." Li Yichen waved a hand grandly.

"What did you say?" White Impermanence suddenly froze, then stared straight at Li Yichen. His voice trembled as he asked, "You're giving this car to me?"

"Of course I am," Li Yichen said matter-of-factly. "It can only be driven in the Underworld. Taking it back with me would be pointless."

Seeing White Impermanence's dumbstruck expression, Li Yichen immediately picked up a rock. "Don't you like this car? I'll smash it right now and prepare a different gift for you next time."

"Don't, brother!" White