"You're a handsome young man. Why would you put yourself through this?" Meng Po said helplessly. "How about this? I'll have you reincarnated into a wealthy family. Once you grow up, you can have as many beautiful women as you want. Deal?"
"I only want her."
"Oh, for heaven's sake!" Meng Po said listlessly. "Just looking at you gives me a headache now. You're not here to reincarnate—you're here to wreck my business!"
"Heh, what could possibly give Sister Meng a headache?" Just then, a white light flashed, and Li Yichen and Black and White Impermanence appeared on the Bridge of Helplessness.
Meng Po instantly perked up, her eyes sparkling. She pushed the man aside. "My little brother's here. Stand over there. We'll talk about your problem later."
Then she opened her arms and gave Li Yichen a great big hug. "You little rascal, you finally came! I missed you so much."
Feeling the softness pressed against his chest, Li Yichen thought, Sister Meng's really got it going on. That's quite an impressive figure.
"I missed you, Sister Meng! It's only been a few days, and you've gotten even prettier." Having spent more time around beautiful women lately, Li Yichen had learned to sweet-talk them.
Sure enough, Meng Po's eyes curved into crescents, and she clung to his arm. "Oh my, you little rascal! Aren't you sweet today?"
Black and White Impermanence grimaced at the sight and muttered, "Robbing the cradle..."
"What did you say?" Meng Po's eyebrows shot up, and she gave them a hostile look.
"N-nothing..." White Impermanence hurriedly laughed it off. "I was saying that our little brother Yichen came specifically to bring you some gifts..."
"Right, right... Look at me, forgetting why I came the moment I saw Sister Meng." Li Yichen seized the chance to