It was already five thirty in the afternoon when Jun Wangchen returned to Dormitory Room 520. Before he could even push open the door, the two voices coming from inside made his eyes bulge.
"Boss, are you free this Sunday? I want to visit your place and say hello to your parents. When are you taking me to the fucking wholesale market? I hope you'll do the things I love doing with me."
"Number Two, I've already turned on the room's light and begun my endless studying. I want to be a kid who fucking loves studying. Damn, you're the very definition of brains and brawn. The egg rolls your mom fried have arrived at the courier shop. Fuck your uncle—is he keeping well?"
Jun Wangchen, outside the door: "..."
After joining the army, Hua Mulan still enjoyed needlework, embroidering and sewing in camp every day. One day, the enemy attacked while she was making a garment, and she paid no attention to the battle. The soldiers all knelt in her tent and begged, "Please, stop showing off, okay?"
He opened the dormitory door to find Zhang Zhengxiao and Wang Nuli putting on their milk tea shop uniforms while waggling their eyebrows at each other, acting outrageously camp.
"Number Four, where have you been all day? Were you sneaking around with women behind our backs? Hmph, you heartless bastard. You were calling me baby just last night. How could you be so cruel?" The two turned to look at Jun Wangchen, their faces full of grievance.
Jun Wangchen: "..."
I ought to march over there and give them a whole combo of punches!
Covering his burning ears, Jun Wangchen said speechlessly, "Could you two please act normal? If customers find out you're producing too much estrogen, who'd dare buy your