It was already eleven forty when Jun Wangchen returned to Dormitory Room 520. The lights were still blazing, and his three roommates sat huddled around a screen, their eyes gleaming hungrily.
(How do you tactfully describe a girl having something very large?)
"I reckon when girls like that cry, their tears never reach the floor. They probably can't even see the ground when they look down. If flat-chested girls give you nothing to get a grip on, girls like these give you more than you can handle." Zhang Zhengxiao cleared his throat twice, then looked at Wang Nuli and waggled his eyebrows.
"Number Two, how would you look at this?"
"Zoomed in!"
Zhang Zhengxiao: "..."
You're not just a little cheeky. You're the real deal!
Wang Nuli gave a dry cough and offered another angle. "I think girls like that have an easy time finding a husband. First, the kids get their main meals. Second, the husband gets his snacks. It's just that their hearts are a little far apart when they hug, running feels like carrying a thousand-pound weight, and people always stare when they skip rope. They have small frames but really fill out their clothes. They take up extra room in queues, too, and can't even sleep on their stomachs."
Ke JiusI nodded. "Number Two is absolutely right. Other people give three numbers for their measurements, but they only need to give a diameter. The downside is that they float a little when taking a bath. Worse still, their arrival fills a world too big for my hands to grasp. I originally had only 206 bones, but after seeing her, I had 207."
Jun Wangchen: "..."
We're all characters written by the same author. Why do you guys get to be so talented?
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