Seeing Zi Hanyan sitting perfectly still like an old monk in meditation, Jun Wangchen scratched his head, utterly baffled.
Strange. With this hairstyle that swept countless girls off their feet and shook up the market for handsome men, there was no way she wouldn't react!
Was I so handsome that Zi Hanyan thought she wasn't good enough for me and didn't dare speak to me?
Alas!
It was all my fault for being so handsome and refined that God never foresaw humanity producing a superevolved being like me.
I vaguely remember the day he summoned the most handsome man in the universe. When I appeared before him, he... killed himself!
Yes, you heard that right. He killed himself because he couldn't bear the thought of the human he created being more handsome than him.
I swear I never meant to kill God. To keep him from feeling too inferior, I even deliberately slashed my face with a knife that day. I swear by Allah that every word I've said is true, without the slightest artistic exaggeration.
Reader (MX Feel It with Your Heart): Around ten at night, I was chatting with the roommate in the next bed. I asked him how to describe someone who came too fast. Another roommate, who had been sound asleep nearby, suddenly sat up and said, "Pew, pew, pew! Show-off, show-off, show-off!"
After pondering for a moment, Jun Wangchen rolled his eyes and cleared his throat twice. "Ahem, ahem!"
Zi Hanyan showed no reaction whatsoever.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem!" Jun Wangchen paused, then coughed four more times.
Still, Zi Hanyan didn't react at all!
"Ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem..."
The next instant, Jun Wangchen gritted his teeth and launched into a storm of rapid coughing. He nearly coughed himself to death by the end, but