The Earth God had managed the estate for so many years that he was bound to have plenty of merit points. Helping him out and earning a batch of merit points in return would be a pleasant arrangement.
Children were playful by nature, and even the children of immortals were no exception. As long as he tapped into their interests and guided them patiently, their unruly behavior would naturally change.
Books or toys, for example, could win them over in minutes.
Of course, the Heavenly Court might not have such things, which made this his opportunity.
At that thought, Jun Wangchen typed, "Earth God, to tell you the truth, I have a way to help you."
"Please show me the way, Immortal Jun. These children have nearly driven me to death these past few days. I've lost so much weight that my wife won't even share a bed with me anymore. She thinks I can't perform." The Earth God pleaded with a miserable expression.
"I want to teach these little brats a lesson, but every one of them has a powerful immortal backing them. Some even have bloodlines more terrifying than mine, and I can't even beat them in a fight. Just talking about it makes me want to cry."
"Besides, I have to hand over a batch of immortal herbs soon. With Earth God's Manor in this state, I can't grow any at all!"
Reading the Earth God's pleading messages, Jun Wangchen's lips curled into a knowing smile.
Here was his chance!
"Don't you have books over there?"
"Books? What are books?" The Earth God stared at the message, utterly bewildered.
"We have ancient scrolls that record immortal arts and spells. Do those count as books?"
Jun Wangchen rolled his eyes. "Those are all text. I mean books with