"Whoa!"
The moment Xu Youyue appeared on the livestream, the fans on the other side of the screen went wild.
The woman before them had brows like emerald feathers, skin like snow, a slender waist, and teeth like a string of pearls. An inch taller would have been too tall; an inch shorter, too short. Powder would have made her too pale, and rouge too red.
One radiant smile from her could have bewitched entire cities.
The livestream's comments exploded in an instant. Messages flooded the screen, far too many to count.
"Hi, gorgeous! My name's Sofy Stretch-Fit!"
"She's so beautiful! I've never seen a woman this gorgeous. I can't control my feelings after seeing her. No, I have to work hard! I have to make money! I have to get her to hit on me first! Someone contact a kidney broker for me. We're doing this today."
"She's seriously gorgeous. One look cleared my Ren and Du Meridians and sent my blood boiling. I punched the wall twice on the spot. Hmph, that fucking hurt. Gotta go. The doctor recommends amputation."
"Seeing this gorgeous girl reminds me of the night before last. I was walking down that street alone, the dim red lights of several massage parlors shining on my face. Suddenly, I heard a sultry voice calling, 'Hey, handsome, come play!' I sneered inwardly, stamped out my cigarette, and thought, I'm going to ride you like crazy today. Then I decisively slipped in a one-yuan coin, and a familiar tune rang out: 'Pleasant Goat, Pretty Goat...'"
"The guy above is a genius. Whoever's below me, bring up my Difas hand soap."
"Can't you say please?"
"Bring up my Difas hand soap please."
"..."
The densely packed comments were a mixed bag. Some of those jokers posted messages