After spending a little longer soaking in the hot spring at Li Tianshuai's villa, Jun Wangchen excused himself on the grounds that he had something to do and returned to Jinling University.
The Mythic Heavenly Palace's trainee assessment was tomorrow, so he wanted to check in with his roommates and a few old friends first.
As soon as he reached the door to Dormitory Room 520, he heard several sleazy voices from inside.
"Man, my girlfriend broke up with me recently, and her reason left me speechless. She actually dumped me because I rolled onto her invisible wings in my sleep."
"Fuck, that's nothing. My girlfriend dumped me because our ID cards were different!"
"Fuck, that's nothing. My girlfriend dumped me because I didn't have boobs!"
"Fuck, that's nothing. My girlfriend dumped me because I pumped in too much air and she exploded!"
"Fuck, that's nothing. My girlfriend dumped me because... wait, I don't think I have a girlfriend!"
Listening to those sleazebags spouting nonsense again, Jun Wangchen pushed open the door, feeling utterly helpless.
"Come on, guys, stop secretly discussing how handsome I am behind my back. You're acting like anyone doesn't already know."
"Oh, Fourth's here!" The three of them munched on sunflower seeds and looked over at Jun Wangchen as he approached.
"Hey, Fourth, I have a question. Men's underwear doesn't have a fly, but their trousers do. Do you know what it's for?"
Jun Wangchen rested his fingers against his chin. After pondering for a moment, his eyes lit up. "Keeping Second Brother Guan locked up!"
"Holy shit, awesome!" The three cupped their hands in salute, their faces full of admiration.
"Fourth, answer another question. If the world were ending right now, what would you most want to do?"
Jun Wangchen cleared his throat twice