At five thirty that afternoon, in Dormitory Room 520 at Jinling University.
The door opened, and Jun Wangchen strolled inside, carrying Millennium Wild Ginseng in one hand and a bottle of liniment in the other.
Ahead of him, the oldest slacker in the dorm was completely absorbed in livestreaming.
Zhang Zhengxiao held a microphone, his expression solemn and earnest. "Here are ten tips for young people. Be sure to remember them. Keep them in mind, and everyone will be happy.
"First: don't buy a 16GB phone just to save money!
"Second: never make any decisions at night!
"Third: always keep thirty percent of yourself a mystery!
"Fourth: if you don't know whether you should say something, don't say it!
"Fifth: you have to work very hard to make it look effortless!
"Sixth: don't get back together. You'll only repeat your mistakes!
"Seventh: don't mistake bad manners for a commanding presence!
"Eighth: you can be poor when you're dating, but not when you're getting married!
"Ninth: only by reading 'Strongest Chat Group in History' can you succeed!
"Tenth: make sure you remember tip nine. The first eight aren't worth shit!"
Wang Nuli took a sip of Rock Sugar Pear and sighed at Zhang Zhengxiao's deadpan nonsense. "Once you enter the sea of livestreams, it's thighs and boobs as far as the eye can see. I wanted to give my little buddy a day off, but the more I browse, the bigger he grows. How much sorrow can one man hold? Like a hundred million soldiers gathered in my hand.
"I really want to cry. Every time I see those female streamers, I miss my girlfriend so much. I wonder if she's eaten, if work has worn her out, if she's happy, where she lives, how old she is... and what her