Chapter Summaries

Shinichi introduced Kaguya Otsutsuki as Konoha’s new colleague and arranged for her to stay at his home under strict rules. As Kaguya settled in with instant noodles, the village faced the uneasy prospect of living alongside an ancient, dangerous power.

• Shinichi introduced Kaguya Otsutsuki to Tsunade, Minato Namikaze, and Orochimaru as Konoha’s new colleague, while Minato marked the office with Flying Thunder God Formulas to monitor her.
• Orochimaru eagerly asked to collect Kaguya’s cells, but Shinichi and Kaguya both told him to get lost.
• Shinichi decided Kaguya would stay at his home, and Tsunade objected before accepting that they would need to protect the Shinobi World together.
• Shinichi laid down three rules for Kaguya, and she agreed to follow them.
• At the Uchiha Residence, Kaguya sat down to eat instant noodles while Tsunade prepared a bed and Shinichi wondered what to serve her for breakfast.

Shinichi accepted the system’s final reward, gaining divine authority to protect the ninja world in exchange for the system’s existence. Grieving its sacrifice, he resolved to eliminate the Ōtsutsuki threat and find the system again afterward.

• The system offered Shinichi its final reward: a single-use card granting omniscience and omnipotence, at the cost of the system ceasing to exist.
• Shinichi accepted the reward, and the system vanished after revealing it had prepared a confession for Tsunade.
• Shinichi realized he could use the card’s power to locate the Ōtsutsuki God and reshape the universe, but mourned the loss of the system that had stayed with him for decades.
• Shinichi promised to find the system at its academy after fixing the world, then rose to face the final Ōtsutsuki threat.

Uchiha Shinichi froze the world, gathered Minato Namikaze, Tsunade, Orochimaru, and Kaguya Otsutsuki in a conceptual space, and empowered them for an impending Ōtsutsuki invasion. He created a war-only demiplane and sent the fleet’s god a provocative invitation, as a vast gash split the sky over the Shinobi World.

• Uchiha Shinichi stopped time and brought Minato Namikaze, Tsunade, Orochimaru, and Kaguya Otsutsuki to the Uchiha Clan’s conceptual space.
• Shinichi revealed the approaching White Starship fleet and its Planetary Fortress, explaining that the Ōtsutsuki intended to collect the planet’s God Tree Fruit.
• Shinichi gave Minato power over cause and effect, Orochimaru the ability to perceive essence, Tsunade power drawn from life and protection, and Kaguya authority to make battlefield rules.
• Shinichi created a demiplane designed as an inescapable arena where the dead would nourish the victors.
• Shinichi sent the Ōtsutsuki fleet a set of coordinates and a taunting message, and an enormous gash tore across the sky of the Shinobi World.

A white starship fleet appeared over Konoha before Shinichi transported it into his Gladiatorial Arena demiplane, where Minato, Orochimaru, Tsunade, and Kaguya prepared to confront it. The fleet’s godlike ruler appeared and called Shinichi a thief, and Shinichi claimed the fleet and its leader as his own.

• A rift opened above Konoha, and a vast fleet of white starships emerged before disappearing with the rift.
• Minato sensed that the starships’ destruction was already determined, while Orochimaru examined the demiplane’s rules and Tsunade drew power from Konoha’s will to protect.
• Kaguya used her game-master privileges to dissolve a reconnaissance ship by making its matter incompatible with the demiplane.
• Shinichi assigned Minato to eliminate targets, Orochimaru to analyze the fleet, and Kaguya to enforce the arena’s rules, while Tsunade’s presence empowered them.
• The fleet’s ruler appeared atop its planetary fortress, called Shinichi a thief, and Shinichi declared the fleet and its leader his property.

Uchiha Shinichi defeated the Ōtsutsuki god by severing its connection to the universe, then woke in Konoha as an ordinary person beside Tsunade. Three days later, he made her a fried egg and settled into a quiet morning with her.

• Minato Namikaze canceled the fleet’s attack, while Kaguya and Orochimaru used imaginary-number corruption to destroy the Ōtsutsuki starships.
• Uchiha Shinichi confronted the figure of light and used God’s Authority to cut it off from the universe, naming it Trash Can and assigning it to recycle energy garbage.
• Tsunade caught Shinichi as the Arena Plane collapsed, and he rested in her arms before his power faded.
• Three days later, Shinichi successfully fried an egg and shared breakfast with Tsunade at the Uchiha Residence.
• Tsunade kissed Shinichi and told him his fried egg was the best she had ever eaten as Konoha returned to everyday life.

Tsunade and Orochimaru tried to turn Shinichi’s prospects of having a child into a scientific project, but Shinichi rejected their plan and took Tsunade to the bedroom to handle the matter on their own terms.

• Shinichi lounged in his courtyard until Tsunade called him inside to discuss a medical research topic.
• Tsunade explained that Shinichi’s vitality and her Senju lineage made them an ideal pairing for having a child.
• Orochimaru appeared with a detailed reproduction plan that included dietary rules and a chakra resonance ritual.
• Shinichi tore up Orochimaru’s plan, carried Tsunade toward the bedroom, and told Orochimaru that having a baby was family business.

Shinichi told Tsunade he wanted their child to be conceived through love rather than Orochimaru's scientific plan, and she agreed to his heartfelt wish. Their intimate moment was interrupted when Orochimaru secretly tried to collect environmental data from outside their bedroom, leaving Shinichi vowing to teach their future child to roast snakes.

• Shinichi carried Tsunade into their bedroom and explained that he wanted their child to be an ordinary surprise born from their love, not a product of planned genetic pairing.
• Tsunade laughed at Shinichi's earnestness and softened toward him as he asked whether she would make a beautiful mistake with him.
• Orochimaru cut a small hole in the screen and whispered that he was gathering real-time data on the bedroom's conditions.
• Tsunade laughed at the interruption while Shinichi buried his face in her hair and vowed to teach their child the Great Fireball Technique to roast snakes.

Shinichi drove Orochimaru away by threatening to donate his secret cultivation tank to Konoha Hospital, then shared a playful, intimate moment with Tsunade. The chapter ended with Shinichi agreeing to their “beautiful mistake” after setting a new goal: making the house snake-proof.

• Tsunade laughed at Shinichi’s “roast snake” threat and recalled that he had left Orochimaru speechless.
• Orochimaru tried to study Shinichi’s emotional state, but Shinichi threatened to donate his secret cultivation tank for hemorrhoid treatment, sending Orochimaru fleeing.
• Shinichi rested on Tsunade’s lap while they teased each other and settled into a peaceful mood.
• Kaguya watched a cooking show and flooded the television with chakra-made lemon juice after misunderstanding the host’s instructions.
• Tsunade asked whether she and Shinichi would still make their “beautiful mistake,” and Shinichi agreed before proposing snake-proof doors and windows.

Tsunade told Shinichi she was pregnant, and he panicked at the thought of fatherhood before kicking Orochimaru for secretly monitoring the pregnancy. The couple shared a quiet moment and joked about naming their child Uchiha Trouble.

• Tsunade placed Shinichi’s hand on her abdomen and revealed that she was pregnant.
• Shinichi panicked about the demands of raising a child and ran in circles around the courtyard.
• Orochimaru appeared and revealed that he had secretly monitored the Uchiha Residence around the clock to study the fetus.
• Shinichi kicked Orochimaru over the courtyard wall and into the distance.
• Shinichi embraced Tsunade and suggested naming their child Uchiha Trouble, which Tsunade rejected.

Uchiha Shinichi brought the resurrected Hashirama Senju and Tobirama Senju to meet Tsunade, revealing that she was his wife and was carrying his child. Tobirama followed the family back to a peaceful Konoha, where he decided the village needed his more rigorous leadership.

• Tobirama demanded that Tsunade explain Shinichi's presence, but Shinichi told the Senju brothers that he had resurrected them and legally married Tsunade.
• Tobirama attacked Shinichi with a water sphere, which Shinichi erased effortlessly.
• Tsunade defended Shinichi and revealed that she had chosen him as her husband and was pregnant with his child.
• Hashirama eagerly followed Shinichi and Tsunade, while Tobirama followed to learn what had become of Konoha.
• At Konoha's gates, Tobirama saw the village's peace and the cooperation between its clans, then resolved to set its administration right.

Tsunade, Shinichi, Hashirama, and Tobirama visited the Hokage Building, where Tobirama inspected Konoha and demanded its most classified files. After reading Minato’s report that Shinichi had eliminated every major threat, Tobirama abandoned his old vigilance and asked Shinichi how to become a slacker.

• Tsunade and Shinichi led Hashirama and Tobirama through Konoha as Hashirama admired the village and Tobirama mentally criticized its relaxed defenses.
• Tobirama ordered Minato to provide classified intelligence on the Five Great Nations and the Uchiha Clan.
• Minato gave Tobirama a report stating that Shinichi had secured peace, eliminated threats, reconciled with the tailed beasts, and made surveillance of the Uchiha pointless.
• Tobirama realized that Konoha faced no meaningful threats, laughed in relief, and sat beside Shinichi on the sofa.
• Tobirama asked Shinichi how to become a slacker, and Shinichi welcomed him aboard and told him to learn to yawn with style.

Tsunade gave birth to twins, and Uchiha Shinichi struggled to adjust to becoming a father. After a chaotic naming conference, Tsunade named the twins Uchiha Shin and Uchiha Tsuki, leaving Shinichi to accept their names and thank her.

• Tsunade gave birth to a healthy boy and girl, and Shinichi rushed to her side, overcome with emotion.
• Shinichi held the twins and sensed the powerful mix of blood within them.
• Hashirama, Tobirama, Jiraiya, Minato, and Orochimaru offered grand, practical, or cosmic names at the family naming conference.
• Shinichi proposed the names Uchiha So Annoying and Uchiha So Sleepy, prompting Tsunade to kick him out of the living room.
• After the guests left, Tsunade named the twins Uchiha Shin and Uchiha Tsuki, and Shinichi accepted the names and thanked her.

Eighteen years later, Tsunade and Shinichi bid farewell to Konoha and stepped through a door to other worlds. Minato accepted their departure and returned to his Hokage duties as the village carried on without them.

• Tsunade and Shinichi visited Minato in the Hokage Office and told him they were leaving to explore other worlds.
• Minato learned that Uchiha Shin had become Anbu Captain and Uchiha Tsuki worked in the medical department.
• Uchiha Shinichi and Tsunade said farewell to their children and friends at Konoha’s gates before setting off.
• Shinichi and Tsunade reached a shimmering doorway at the edge of the world and stepped through it hand in hand.
• Minato watched the sunset, wished them safe travels, and returned to his paperwork.