There were countless coincidences in this world, and when they happened, they could be downright inexplicable.
He had thought he merely had an ordinary immortal body. Who would have guessed that his constitution was exactly the same as the Evil God's?
As it happened, this world's Evil God had vanished to parts unknown. And as it also happened, that god's most faithful follower had obtained his blood and begun a ritual to curse him to death.
That entire chain of coincidences had dragged him into this space to take the Evil God's place, making him the new Evil God.
"But what good does becoming the Evil God do me? Don't tell me I'm going to be stuck on this bone throne forever? Wouldn't that make me the fucking Naruto version of the big golden guy?
"What, are there daemons from the Warp sealed beneath this white throne too?"
[Don't worry about that. If there were things like that down there, I'd have run away ages ago. That's already beyond anything someone at my level can handle.]
"Oh, so you're saying there are systems at a higher level than you, Doggo?"
[Hehe, no comment.]
"Fine."
Since Doggo wouldn't talk, Tetsuya couldn't be bothered to press him. After all, knowing certain things wouldn't do him any good.
What mattered more now was what benefits he could squeeze out of this opportunity.
After all, as a businessman, if something happened and he didn't profit from it, that counted as a loss.
Now that he was the Evil God, he had to get at least something out of it.
Hmm, Hidan's a pretty good choice. Such a devout follower. I can put him to work for me.
Tetsuya cleared his throat, lowered his voice, and spoke in a solemn tone.
"Hidan."
"Lord Jashin! I'm