"All right, all right, our Little Wukong is the best-behaved boy. Come sit down."
Jiang Yourning delivered the line with dripping sarcasm.
Beside her, the Old Fairy took the two little paper bags from Little Wukong. "Little Wukong has grown up! You even know to bring Granny something tasty. Granny is so touched."
The old lady opened the paper bags. One held pan-fried buns, the other beef jerky.
"They smell pretty good. Thank you, Little Wukong. Have some of these things, too. Granny spent quite a lot buying them from that little brat of a sister of yours."
"You scammer of an Old Fairy, watch what you say. If you hadn't insisted on eating my food and practically begged me to take your things, would I have accepted them? How about I give your things back, and you return every bit of my food?"
Jiang Yourning decided that respecting the elderly and cherishing the young could go to hell. If she couldn't hit back, couldn't she at least talk back?
The old lady immediately gathered the food in front of herself, just as Jiang Yourning had done earlier. "The money and goods have changed hands. There's no going back on the deal."
Beside them, Little Wukong picked up a ham sausage and chuckled as he ate.
"Granny, you and Sixth Sister are so funny when you bicker! This is the first time I've seen you both act so childish."
"Hmph!"
"Hmph!"
Both snorted at the same time, crossed their arms, and tossed their heads to the right in perfect unison.
Little Wukong laughed even harder.
Jiang Yourning immediately turned back and snatched a ham sausage, tore off the waxed paper without hesitation, and swiftly stuffed it into her mouth.
The old lady's eyes went wide.
"You-you-you! You're still eating what