What bullshit about there not being enough room in the carriage. What bullshit about his obsession with cleanliness.
Qing Qianxue had not only taken advantage of his sister-in-law, but deliberately made excuses just to share a carriage with her!!!
"Fuck! Qing Qianxue, you dog!"
He was about to keep going when Qing Qianxue suddenly stopped ahead of him and curled his thin lips at him.
Instinctively, he sensed a hint of danger.
"Heh, heh... I meant, watch out, Qianxue. There's a little ditch up ahead."
Qing Qianxue said nothing. He continued forward and climbed straight into the carriage.
Chu Youning picked up a dagger and calmly followed.
When Qian Miao saw Chu Youning, he cheerfully made room for her, his face wreathed in the doting grin of an aunt watching a budding romance.
"Elder Princess, take it slowly. Mind your head."
The moment she climbed inside, Qian Miao shut the carriage door.
A second later, he hopped onto the carriage, looking utterly proud.
See? Once his master made a move, what man could escape without being routed, not a scrap of armor left intact?
How could his future mistress possibly leave with another man?
Inside the carriage, Chu Youning gripped a dagger and scrutinized Qing Qianxue, who sat silently with his eyes closed.
"System, where do you think I should stab? Ideally, somewhere that'll kill him in one blow without hurting him too much."
[...]
The system really wanted to ask if she was an idiot. How could stabbing someone possibly not hurt?
In the end, it leisurely changed its response.
[Stab the major artery in your own neck. That will kill you in one blow, and the person opposite you won't feel any pain.]
"I..."
Chu Youning drew a deep breath.
*Can't get angry. Can't