"Looks like my charm doesn't do much. I'm still nowhere near your level." Ji Yunhuai chuckled. Although his words were self-deprecating, there was no real regret in his tone. "Who could possibly be more lovable than our esteemed captain?"
"Huh? What do you mean by that?" Lu Xiaoxiao was a little confused.
"Nothing. If you can't sleep, I suggest checking out the supertopics on Weibo." After saying that, Ji Yunhuai gave her no chance to ask anything else. "Hanging up."
"Hey???"
Listening to the busy tone from her phone, Lu Xiaoxiao looked increasingly bewildered.
She asked the system, "What's going on? Why did he suddenly get all passive-aggressive?"
The system kept its head down and said nothing.
Honestly, it had never really dared to weigh in on anything involving Ji Yunhuai. It always felt that its host was liable to explode whenever the subject came up.
When the system ignored her, Lu Xiaoxiao could only pout before quietly opening Weibo to browse the supertopics.
She would never have known if she hadn't looked, but once she did, she got quite a shock. Before long, her eyes widened in disbelief at the huge pile of shipping supertopics featuring her.
"Wait, what? Holy crap! I get that people online love shipping these days, but isn't this taking it way too far?" She scrolled in shock, sitting straight up in bed. "Ji Yunhuai and Doctor Xiao, fine, whatever. But why are people even shipping me with Lu Jiaoyue... and Su Miaohan? That's just ridiculous!"
"How did I not know I went with absolutely everyone? Gender doesn't even matter anymore. What's next, crossing species?"
Lu Xiaoxiao abruptly choked on her complaints because, as luck would have it, the very next photo she scrolled to was one of her with that injured deer.
Lu Xiaoxiao: