037 hadn't been particularly worried at first.
It figured that although its host had always been bizarre, she generally only inflicted that bizarreness on herself. Now that Lu Shiyan was involved, she ought to know where to draw the line.
But before long, 037 realized it was wrong-spectacularly wrong!
Well, here was the full sequence of events:
By the time Lu Xiaoxiao led Yu Sangning somewhere completely deserted, Yu Sangning finally began to sense that something was a little off.
"Um... Xiaoxiao, did we take a wrong turn? There doesn't seem to be anyone around here. Maybe I should check the directions on my phone?"
Hearing the unease in Yu Sangning's voice, Lu Xiaoxiao suddenly stopped smiling. She leaned her head closer, raised an index finger to her lips in a shushing gesture, and put on a serious expression.
"Shh!" She narrowed her eyes slightly and asked with great solemnity, "Sangyu, do you consider yourself righteous?"
Yu Sangning: "...?"
Yu Sangning was a little confused, but she still nodded instinctively.
Righteousness and all that... it was a compliment, at least. Agreeing was probably the better choice.
Seeing her nod, Lu Xiaoxiao immediately looked deeply gratified. She patted Yu Sangning's shoulder and lowered her voice. "Wonderful, Sangyu. I knew you were just like me!"
"Listen, I actually spotted a creepy stalker back in the airport terminal. Probably because we're both too pretty. That guy kept staring at us and followed us all the way here. Right now, he's hiding behind that pillar behind us."
"So tell me, do you want to help me bring him to justice?"
037, which finally understood what Lu Xiaoxiao was trying to do: "..."
Oh, so the supposedly reasonable way her host had promised to arrange for Lu Shiyan to make his entrance... was to point