Far away in the Imperial Capital, Lu Zexi was bored out of his damn mind.
Then he suddenly discovered that his friend, who might as well have been dead on WeChat,
Had-actually-changed-his-profile-picture!
He shot upright and tapped Bo Lin's profile picture in disbelief.
"Oh, is that a friend of yours, Young Master Lu? He must be dating someone. That's a matching couple profile picture."
A minor celebrity beside him happened to glimpse his phone screen and chimed in with a smile.
Lu Zexi frowned and asked him, "What's that? A couple picture? What's it for?"
Seeing his interest, the minor celebrity immediately explained in detail.
"It's a little thing couples do these days, like wearing matching outfits. Couple pictures are matching profile pictures-a way of staking a claim, telling everyone that the owner of this WeChat account is already taken."
"Look," the minor celebrity said, pointing at the bottom right corner of the photo. "You can clearly see where it was cropped. They split a photo of the two of them, and each person uses half."
The minor celebrity's eyes widened slightly as he studied the picture. "Your friend's boyfriend is so handsome. With those glasses, even his side profile has such a vibe. And he looks really tall."
In an instant, Lu Zexi's eyes went even wider than the minor celebrity's.
"Fuck, has Bo Lin been possessed? That's obviously Hua Jian!"
An idea struck Lu Zexi, and he immediately backed out and found Hua Jian's WeChat profile.
Sure enough.
That garish purple-without a closer look, he would have thought the two of them had the same profile picture.
Lu Zexi instantly felt sick.
"Fuck, any chance Sea City gets a massive storm and a huge bolt of lightning strikes those two shameless bastards dead?"
The minor celebrity was startled.