Jian Ruonan drew a deep breath.
This juicy gossip was so shocking that Jian Ruonan could hardly believe her eyes.
[The Heir of Marquis Wuyang has also made dried cucumbers, dried carrots, raisins...]
When her inner voice rang out, not only Jian Ruonan but all the gossip-hungry onlookers found it hard to believe.
Heir of Marquis Wuyang, art thou even human?
[The last time he made dried cucumbers, an Imperial Physician came too. His excuse then was that he'd been using the toilet, the cucumber had gone berserk, and it was all purely a coincidence...]
[He made it sound as though he was the victim and the cucumber was the archvillain!]
[If that cucumber could talk, it would curse him for three days and three nights without stopping!]
The onlookers: cucumber good, heir bad!
[Crayfish, cucumbers, carrots, grapes: what sins did we commit in our past lives to suffer such abuse at your hands in this one?!!!]
"Can he really suck all the moisture out?! I don't believe it!! Not unless I see the finished product!!"
"The heir is extraordinarily gifted!!!"
"How am I supposed to face raisins ever again?!!!"
"As long as there's no dried watermelon, I can still enjoy my melons."
"Dried watermelon?!! Stop talking! What if you get the heir interested?!"
"Huh? Surely not. He couldn't fit a watermelon in there, could he?!"
"He could cut it into sticks and put those in!"
"Stop! Don't give him ideas!!!"
Dantai Mo: "..."
These gossip-hungry onlookers certainly had lively imaginations...
[I want to crawl inside the Heir of Marquis Wuyang's brain and see just how his mental wiring works.]
[Oh, oh, oh, no. We should make him hand over that unparalleled medical book and destroy it!!]
With an aching heart, Jian Ruonan crossed cucumbers, carrots, and raisins off her