Once everyone had put on their Facekinis, Jian Ruonan looked at the ministers in their bright red, green, and purple masks and nearly passed out from holding in her laughter.
Who could have imagined that Great Xia's most exalted emperor, the highly esteemed Six Ministers of the Six Ministries, and the emperor's most favored chief eunuch would look like this?
It was hard to imagine what a tremendous trial the entire court would face if they wore these things to morning court.
Most importantly, the ministers were wearing their first-rank official robes, and the emperor was even wearing his dragon robe...
Hahahahaha, I'm dying!
No, a sight this rare absolutely has to be captured in all its glory!
Jian Ruonan pulled a Polaroid from her pouch. "This is a divine artifact personally bestowed by Shakyamuni. Everyone, look here. I'll count to three, and you all say 'Bikini'! Strike a pose!"
Like saying "cheese," pronouncing "Bikini" made the corners of their mouths lift.
Everyone present had witnessed the miraculous power of the Bikinis. Now they would believe anything Jian Ruonan said.
Dantai Mo hesitated over whether to join in.
An ominous premonition stirred in his heart.
The Black Tortoise System yelled, [Xiaosi, hurry up and make a V sign!]
Dantai Mo considered it for a moment, then slowly raised his hand.
"One, two, three!"
"Bikini!"
Click-
After a flash of light, the Polaroid whirred and chugged out a photograph.
Jian Ruonan took it and waved it a couple of times. Before long, the picture had developed.
With a fancy gadget like a Polaroid, every shot meant one fewer left. Jian Ruonan hurriedly put it away once she was done.
Emperor Deyuan asked, "My dear Official Jian, what was that flash just now?"
Jian Ruonan made something up. "That was Dianmu."
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