Jian Ruonan lowered her head to browse the gossip patch.
A Light Screen lit up above her head-
[On the Light Screen, two little winter-melon dwarfs dug a dog hole by moonlight and slipped smoothly into the Jinyang Marquis's Residence.
These two little winter-melon dwarfs were none other than Honda Sanlunzi and Yamagata Xiao Chi.]
The maid: "Beep, beep, beep-" (shock omitted)
[The mighty warriors of the Wa Kingdom were highly skilled at digging dog holes. After entering the Jinyang Marquis's Residence, they even made a point of filling the hole back in and leveling the ground.
To keep anyone from noticing, Honda Sanlunzi thoughtfully laid turf over it.]
[Tsk, tsk, tsk.] Jian Ruonan shook her head as she watched. [No wonder everyone says Little Japan is civilized and polite. This kind of politeness is... hard to judge! How is this any different from farting in someone's face and then helping them wipe it?!]
Invaders were invaders-sneaky as hell!
[-After entering the Marquis's Estate, Honda Sanlunzi and Yamagata Xiao Chi crept into the rear courtyard and looted everything the maids had hung out to dry.
The mighty warriors of the Wa Kingdom had a special fondness for red and specifically stole red items. Once they had them, they held them under their noses and sniffed hard, sighing as they sniffed that it would have been better if they hadn't been washed. Utterly sleazy and perverted...]
When the maids got a clear look at the dwarf thieves, their scalps crawled?!
!!
Fuck, these two bucktoothed dwarfs were the ones stealing women's things?!
They looked fucking disgusting!
Had a toilet plunger sucked on their faces during reincarnation?!
A maid immediately grabbed a broom, ready to hunt them down and beat them to death!
At this point, Jian Ruonan shed a whole floor's