Captain Xue had only one feeling now: regret. Utter regret.
Fuck, who had suggested remonstrating with the general just now?!
The general's powers knew no bounds, her influence reached the heavens, and her abilities were vast. She feared neither heaven nor earth. What was wrong with playing mahjong, playing with pets, sleeping in, enjoying a little song and dance, and eating good food on the march?!
Hadn't they eaten plenty of the beef and pork the general brought?!
Every last one of them had eaten their fill, grown fat, and decided on a whim to remonstrate with the general.
Captain Xue: Whoever wants to remonstrate can do it. I'm certainly not doing it!
But by the time Captain Xue wanted to retreat, it was already too late.
Once Jian Ruonan started feasting on gossip, she wouldn't stop.
[Could Captain Xue's dad be a legendary Omega?!]
The Gossip Watchers: *??*
What's an Oh-meh-ga?
Captain Xue, are you some incredible aberrant specimen?
Captain Xue wanted to cry but had no tears: I'm just an utterly unremarkable only son in a line of nine generations of only sons.
[Oh, so that's not it!]
[Captain Xue's grandfather had ten daughters over his lifetime, but not a single son.]
[To stop a collateral branch from seizing the family property, Captain Xue's grandfather chose one daughter to dress as a man and inherit the family business. Captain Xue's dad is a woman, and several of the concubines at home are actually men dressed as women.]
This had the same marvelous twist as raising a male panda for years, only to suddenly discover it was female!
The Gossip Watchers: *!!*
[Ah, so that's what happened.]
Her inner voice sounded rather disappointed.
Captain Xue wiped away his cold sweat: Wait, General, what are you disappointed about?
*[I thought