The madam at the entrance turned green. Never before had she encountered such shameless customers.
Wanting a free ride without paying was bad enough, but they had actually said it out loud in front of everyone.
Still, they wore luxurious clothes and carried themselves with distinction. One glance told her they were not people to cross. The madam dared not forcibly stop them and instead led them to the entrance.
When they reached the entrance, several burly men blocked their way again.
Jian Ruonan was just about to explode when the madam pointed to the first line of a couplet on a table by the door. "Please calm down, my lord. These are our rules. You must compose the matching line before you can enter."
"We do not receive just anyone here. With your distinguished bearing, my lord, such a simple opening line surely cannot stand in your way."
The Black Tortoise System: [Wahahaha! Matching couplets-isn't that my specialty? Time for this Black Tortoise to step in!]
[Xiaosi, hurry over and let me see the opening line.]
Dantai Mo: [Keep your doggerel to yourself instead of making a spectacle of yourself! If we leave this to you, we won't get inside in a lifetime.]
The Black Tortoise System: [Hmph! Xiaosi, are you itching for a beating?! Keep that up, and I won't help you win your wife!]
Dantai Mo: [...]
Though utterly speechless, Dantai Mo still went over to read the opening line clearly. "From afar, we hear of the Weaver Girl's Cowherd guest."
The Hou System: [You have to admit, the Fourth Prince really does spoil that little punk Black Tortoise.]
Jian Ruonan: [Black Tortoise really is impressive. He's worn even a darkened prince down until he has no temper left.]
As soon as the Black Tortoise System saw