The gossip girls were all dumbfounded.
Jian Ruonan prided herself on having seen plenty of tattoos, but this was her first time seeing someone tattoo a dung ball on herself.
Jian Ruonan said, "Your sister absolutely loves him. Look, she's even tattooed a dung ball on herself. You wouldn't want your sister to starve, would you?"
Yuan Fanfan: "..."
Yuan Yinyin explained, "This isn't a dung ball. My tattoo is of Brother Anwan."
Jian Ruonan said, "Exactly. Your Brother Anwan is one big dung ball."
Yuan Yinyin: "...My tattoo is of a sunset."
The gossip girls: ??!!
"What? A sunset?!"
"It doesn't look like one?!"
A hint of pride mingled with Yuan Yinyin's bashful expression. "You don't understand it. Only Brother Anwan can."
"This is a sunset Brother Anwan once painted."
Looking thoroughly proud, Yuan Yinyin took out a painting. "See? I had his painting tattooed on me."
"Holy freaking moly." Jian Ruonan stared at the dung ball allegedly depicting a sunset, then looked at the painting.
[What a concrete depiction of a sunset. This dung ball has absolutely nothing to do with a sunset! Even if Zhang Daqian himself showed up, it would still be a dung ball!]
Jian Ruonan smiled. "Well, that certainly gives us a glimpse of your Brother Anwan's artistic accomplishments!"
Yuan Yinyin said proudly, "Of course. He's Brother Anwan, after all."
Wu Anwan suddenly roared, "You-you thief! You actually stole my painting!"
"I've been looking for that painting forever! So you were the one who stole it!"
Yuan Yinyin said, "Brother Anwan, I-I didn't. The painting was just so beautiful, so I..."
Jian Ruonan helped explain, "Hey, when artists do it, how can you call it stealing!"
"She's even tattooed your painting on herself. Isn't that the highest possible level of understanding you?!"
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