Big Gossip! The Paralyzed Man Stood Up After Reading My Thoughts
Chapter 160

Lord Wu, the God of Unadulterated Bootlicking

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The window is open, and the scene in the room is unobstructed.

Triangle Eyes's wife was wrapped in a quilt and huddled on the bed.

Wang Wu hurriedly grabbed his clothes to cover himself and dodge.

Wang Wu has a big mouth, looking like a big-mouthed monkey that has become a spirit. The way he opened his mouth wide in surprise is like a gorilla returning to his ancestors.

Triangle Eyes is holding a stick and chasing the big-mouthed monkey in the room.

The big-mouthed monkey was beaten until it screamed, becoming more like a monkey.

Triangle Eyes was furious and his eyes were red with blood. With such a posture, he would not give up until he beat people to death today.

Gossip people watching the excitement outside advised, "Third Brother, calm down, you will have to pay with your life if you kill someone!!"

Wang Wu was hit several times and gritted his teeth in pain, "Third Brother, Third Brother, please calm down and think about our friendship. If I hadn't introduced you, would you have known Master Wu and made so much money? Can you afford this three-bedroom house?!"

Triangle Eyes: "What nonsense are you talking about? This is why you cuckolded me?!"

"Pa--" A stick hit Wang Wu's mouth, and Wang Wu's mouth cracked even wider!

"Bang--" Triangle Eyes kicked the door shut, determined to lock the person up and beat him.

Seeing that he was about to be beaten, Wang Wu shouted, "Third Brother!!! Brothers are like brothers and sisters, and wives are like clothes. Clothes can be changed, but brothers cannot be broken off!! This woman is a promiscuous woman, and she took the initiative to seduce me. Third Brother, we two brothers have made money, you can marry many wives, but if you beat me to death, you will be gone!!"

"Third Brother, think clearly, don't hurt the friendship between brothers because of a woman." Wang Wu continued, "You have forgotten, Master Wu doesn't like to see disputes between brothers."

The woman on the bed was stunned and cursed angrily, "You Wang Wu, it's obviously you who forced me to do this, what nonsense are you talking about!"

Master Wu really doesn't like brothers fighting each other. When Master Wu was mentioned, Triangle Eyes was also stunned. He held the stick with both hands and wouldn't hit him.

[Oh, Wang Wu said it so nicely, a mother-in-law is like clothes, why don't you lend your brothers some of your own clothes to wear?]

Gossip Crowd: Yes, yes, strong words, this time I stand Third Brother.

A righteous audience immediately shouted to Triangle Eyes, "Third Brother, then you should also wear Wang Wu's clothes!"

"You are all brothers anyway!"

Triangle Eyes came to his senses and said, "Yes, since we are brothers, Wang Wu, you should also let me play with you."

Wang Wu hesitated, he just said casually that his mother-in-law was very fierce, and it would be strange not to scratch his face all over after knowing this.

He deliberately changed the subject and said, "Third Brother, don't forget, I taught you your skills!! We are both teachers and friends, and I passed on your real skills to you."

"If it weren't for me, you'd lose all your pants!"

[What a real talent, it's just extraordinary skills!!]

Gossip The crowd was angry: What??

You two are really amazing!!

Immediately some Gossip people quit. These two people dared to say it out loud?!

"Money back!!!"

"Mom, you're so stupid. No wonder I keep losing. It turns out you two guys are worth a thousand dollars!!!"

"Money back!!"

[Just refund the money? Haven't you heard that you have to chop off your hands if you give out a thousand?]

Gossip Crowd:!!

Yes, refunding money cannot quell public anger!!

The brave one took out a kitchen knife from the kitchen and chopped off their fingers.

"These two people admitted that they had paid thousands of dollars. Why are everyone standing there in a daze? They asked them to pay back the money and chop off their fingers!! This is the rule of the world!!"

Gossip The crowd gathered around him, and the thugs who followed Gossip slipped away quietly for fear of being implicated.

Originally it was just Triangle Eyes fighting Wang Wu, but eventually it became Gossip and the crowd fighting Wang Wu and Triangle Eyes.

Not long after the melee started, Five City Garrison Command came to the door.

When Wang Wu and Triangle Eyes were caught, they were still arguing. "We didn't gamble!!"

Government Soldiers from the Wucheng Bingma Division scolded, "You have been beaten to death. We are here to catch people fighting."

"This person didn't admit it, he will be interrogated carefully later!!"

Five City Garrison Command's people knew Top Graduate Hou, and while they were arresting them, they told Top Graduate Hou and Jian Ruonan to leave quickly.

~

After eating the melon, Jian Ruonan and Marquis's Brother-in-law returned to Ministry of Revenue.

Embroidered Uniform Guard has delivered the seized dirty silver, and upon counting, it turned out to be one hundred thousand taels.

A soldier's annual salary is only five taels or one hundred thousand taels, which is enough to support 20,000 soldiers and save many victims.

One hundred thousand taels of silver can be found in a small gambling house, and there are millions of taels in those big gambling houses.

When Jian Ruonan returned to Ministry of Revenue, he was immediately welcomed by his family and colleagues.

Ministry of Revenue Colleague: "Official Jian, where did this money come from?"

Jian Ruonan and Top Graduate Hou discussed it and decided to keep Gambling Ban's matter a secret for now. The function of [Malicious Gossip will be killed!] has not yet been tested, and she is afraid of death.

Jian Ruonan said nonsensically, "This is a new tax formulated by me. I will keep it secret for the time being. I will tell everyone when the time is right."

Ministry of Revenue's colleagues were in awe. They really misunderstood Official Jian. They thought Official Jian was a lazy pig who slept until he woke up naturally every day. They didn't expect that he was secretly working hard!!

"Official Jian is a man of martial ethics, wise and courageous, he will do nothing if he doesn't take action, but he will be astonishing if he does it!!!"

"Official Jian is worthy of being the pillar of Great Xia and the humerus of the imperial court. He clearly benefits the common people and is a model for us to learn from!"

"Great Xia cannot lack talents like you!!!"

"..."

Jian Ruonan was enjoying the mental massage from his family, when suddenly a very discordant voice came. "Why do I feel like I'm in a doghouse?"

Jian Ruonan looked up and saw a middle-aged man in rich clothes appearing in front of him.

The middle-aged man was dressed extremely brightly and looked rich and noble.

This person is Imperial Household Department Construction Office Mr. Wu.

Master Wu came to Ministry of Revenue to ask for money.

Construction Office is responsible for repairing Imperial Palace and Prince's Residence. According to regulations, the imperial court will provide half of the money for the construction of Prince's Residence, and Imperial Household Department will provide half of the money.

Sixth Prince On the sixteenth day of the month, the emperor granted land to build a mansion, and the Ministry of Internal Affairs Construction Office quoted a price of 160,000 taels of silver.

A minister's mansion of similar size costs less than 20,000 taels to build, while Construction Office Lion's Big Opening costs 160,000 taels.

The previous Minister of Revenue approved it, but Minister Hou rejected it after he took office. Imperial Household Department couldn't get the money, and Ministry of Revenue hated it.

This Master Wu comes looking for trouble every now and then.

Imperial Household Department has great power, a lot of corruption, is not subject to outside supervision, and has many devious ways.

Ministry of Revenue colleagues are so angry that they can't do anything about it.

Mr. Wu came to ask for money today. As soon as he entered Ministry of Revenue, he saw everyone blowing rainbow farts at Jian Ruonan: "I didn't see the bones, why are you licking them so vigorously?"

Jian Ruonan frowned.

[Who is this person? Why is he so annoying?!]

Ministry of Revenue's colleagues nodded one after another: That's right, Official Jian is going to reveal his dirty information!!

Top Graduate Hou immediately introduced, "This is Imperial Household Department Wu Zhi Master Wu, Master Wu, this is Yuanwailang Official Jian."

Colleagues Ministry of Revenue spontaneously stepped aside to make space, and surrounded Jian Ruonan and Mr. Wu.

Master Wu said in a strange tone, "Hey, Ministry of Revenue has a new colleague here, it's really lively."

"Official Jian What kind of ability is it worth sucking and licking hemorrhoids like this?"

This sentence was a bit excessive. There were all petty officials present. They didn't dare to speak or get angry. Everyone's expressions were not very good.

Top Graduate Hou sneered, "Master Wu, you deserve the award. How can we compare to Master Wu? In the whole Great Xia, Master Wu is ranked second, and no one dares to be ranked first."

Jian Ruonan was confused: [Big System, what do they mean by sucking on the test paper?]

Big System: [Let me check... Oh my god, it means licking hemorrhoids, and is used as a metaphor for flattery without any limit!!!]

Jian Ruonan hissed, is it so disgusting?

"Top Graduate Hou is a prize." Master Wu was ridiculed and was not angry at all. Instead, he smiled proudly and didn't take it to heart at all. "Since Official Jian is so capable, please give this note to me for approval."

[This Lord Wu... is really a pure god of war. In order to curry favor with Shangfeng, he gave away his wife and concubines...]

[Sucking and licking hemorrhoids is nothing but child's play for him!!]

[Shangfeng was sick, and he took the initiative to taste feces!!!]

Ministry of Revenue colleagues took a deep breath:!!

No wonder this man went from being a low-ranking ninth-grade official to a Imperial Household Department Construction Office supervisor in just a few years.

Lord Wu:??

When the secret was revealed, Mr. Wu showed no signs of surprise on his face, but instead felt a little proud.

Everyone here, who can I lick?!!!

Mr. Wu is thicker-skinned than City Wall, and making scandalous information has no power to him.

Not to be ashamed of, but to be proud of.

This person is like a toad, not very lethal, but disgusting.

Jian Ruonan's mind moved.

I originally planned to test the function of Heavenly Punishment in the casino today, but it didn't work out in the casino. This guy bumped into me and I happened to have him stabbed.

Jian Ruonan snorted coldly, walked up to Master Wu, picked up a wooden board from the table, and slapped Master Wu hard on the left side of his face.

There was only a loud "pop--" sound, and the whole Ministry of Revenue Office became quiet.

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