Xue Yuanyu was the first to get out of the dog hole because he was thin.
After he emerged from the dog hole, he went straight to Xue Residence. He had been imprisoned for several months and was so dark and thin that Xue Residence's servants almost didn't recognize him.
Although Xue Yuanyu changed the royal bloodline by one person, Xue Yuanyu's uncle was also reprimanded by the emperor. After Xue Yuanyu returned home, he was boycotted by his whole family.
Father Xue: "Yuan Yu, if you escape from prison, we don't dare to keep you. You will harm your family!"
If you don't pay attention, the nine tribes will disappear.
Xue Yuanyu had enough to eat and drink, took a shower and changed clothes. "Father, don't worry, I will take Ying Xuan to Eldest Princess's Residence right away."
Father Xue:??
"Yuan Yu, are you stupid because of being in jail?"
Not only are you going to Eldest Princess's Residence, but you are also bringing your son who was born outside of your own home?!
Can't die soon enough?!
"Eldest Princess is no longer the Eldest Princess it used to be!"
Xue Yuanyu: "Dad, you don't understand. Eldest Princess values friendship. She brought Ying Xuan up with her own hands. She will definitely not ignore it!"
"My son took Ying Xuan with him and recalled the warm scenes of the past. Eldest Princess will definitely go to the emperor to plead for his son."
"Besides, my son has been in prison for so long, and he has almost suffered what he deserves!"
Xue Yuanyu smiled confidently, "Dad, don't worry, as long as your son stands in front of Eldest Princess, Eldest Princess won't even be able to walk!"
Father Xue: "..."
This son is useless. He went to Eldest Princess's Residence and he probably won't be able to come back.
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Xue Yuanyu trimmed his beard to look like Eldest Princess's love. He wore Eldest Princess's favorite plain-colored four-in-one Ruyi Lianyun dark pattern dark coat, a lucky scarf on his head, and a whisk in his hand. He dressed up elegantly and elegantly.
During this time in prison, Xue Yuanyu lost a lot of weight. In order to make himself look less thin, he deliberately put linings in his clothes and put powder on his face before taking Xue Yingxuan to Eldest Princess's Residence.
At the same time, Black Tortoise System is also urging Dantai Mo to go to Eldest Princess's Residence: [Xiaosi, Eldest Princess's Residence has a good show today, let's go and see it.]
Dantai Mo held the scroll in his hand and pretended not to hear it, without even frowning.
After getting along with Black Tortoise for a long time, Dantai Mo gradually discovered some ways.
When this turtle croaks, as long as there is no response, it will stop after a while.
Black Tortoise System: [Xiaosi, you actually cold-blooded this Black Tortoise!!]
[You scumbag!]
[Woooooo--]
[I'm going to complain to Dog System!]
Dantai Mo:[...]
[This Prince wants to read a book and isn't going anywhere.]
Black Tortoise System:[Fifth Miss is here.]
Dantai Mo: "Come here, change This Prince's clothes!"
Black Tortoise System:[Ha~man!]
Dantai Mo:[...]
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When Dantai Mo came to Eldest Princess's Residence, Eldest Princess had already performed.
After seeing Empress Dowager and Minister of the Court of Sacrificial Worship perform at the Imperial Palace last time, Dantai Mo had some psychological shadow.
In order to avoid embarrassment, Dantai Mo did not use the wheelchair today, covered his face, and watched secretly from the side.
In the yard, Eldest Princess is playing the role of Fangshi, holding Peachwood Sword to capture a group of male goblins in cool clothes.
Jian Ruonan carries a cage on his back, acting as Young Book Attendant from Eldest Princess.
Young Book Attendant is a little weakling who gets kidnapped by male goblins at every turn.
Being carried by a strong male goblin, Jian Ruonan formed a small trumpet with his hands and shouted, "Master, help me, master!"
Black Tortoise System: [Hi, Fifth Miss's acting skills are a bit lacking, he was so happy to be caught by a monster!]
Dantai Mo:[...]
Eldest Princess held Peachwood Sword, pointed at the goblin and shouted, "Hey, put down my disciple! Otherwise, don't blame me for being ruthless!"
The one that caught Jian Ruonan was Bull Demon, with a pair of horns on its head, wearing a brown robe, and complex and mysterious patterns painted on its face.
Bull Demon has a strong figure and a wild beauty.
Jian Ruonan was carried by Bull Demon obediently, with stars in her eyes and an aunt's smile on her face.
Although she became Bull Demon's prisoner, she was very dishonest and would poke Bull Demon's strong arms with her fingers from time to time.
Even if she was being fingered by AK now, the corners of her mouth could not be suppressed.
Dantai Mo:[Fifth Miss likes men with this appearance?]
[This Bull Demon looks very poor. Not only is he naked, but he cannot provide points to Fifth Miss. What does Fifth Miss like about him?]
Fifth Miss doesn't love ATM Slave exclusively?
Black Tortoise System: [Hey, Xiaosi, I'm not talking about you, Black Tortoise, can you change your jealous nature?]
Dantai Mo:[...]
[This is acting.]Black Tortoise System:[Fifth Miss is the actor who likes this Bull Demon for a short time, but doesn't like it anymore after the acting.]
[The love and hate of that lazy guy only last for a moment.]
Dantai Mo:[?? I don't understand.]
Black Tortoise System started to cry: [Call me Black Tortoise brother, and I will tell you.]
Dantai Mo:[...]
You'd better shut up.
This Prince is extremely smart, you will understand if you look more.
Here, Eldest Princess held a sword and slashed at the bull demon.
The Bull Fairy refused to admit defeat and responded with a big move.
This bull demon is so hateful. Every time he uses his ultimate move, he takes off his clothes. Every time he takes off his clothes, Eldest Princess's hands shake.
A shake of the hand gives the male seductress an opportunity to take advantage of him.
No, Fangshi played by Eldest Princess was restrained by a male goblin.
The male goblin exposed his strong pecs and held Eldest Princess in his arms.
Eldest Princess Feeling the thickness and toughness of the chest muscles up close, I was short of breath and almost forgot my words.
Young Book Attendant, played by Jian Ruonan, was so frightened that she covered her eyes with her hands and spread her fingers to peek.
After a while, Eldest Princess defeated (tired of) Bull Demon, and another Golden Leopard Demon appeared, Golden Leopard Demon passed, and Ghost Scholar, Peach Blossom Spirit...
Although the plot is a bit boring and unoriginal, all the book boys are caught and Fangshi comes to rescue them, but the advantage is that the male goblins are good-looking, there are many of them, and they are of different types. Eldest Princess and Jian Ruonan had a lot of fun.
[Ouch, ouch, this must be a blessing for me to have a mixture of meat and vegetables throughout my life!]
Dantai Mo:[...]
At this time, Eldest Princess was gesticulating with a Peach Blossom Spirit.
This Peach Blossom Spirit has delicate facial features, not as strong as the Bull Demon just now, but it has an indistinguishable androgynous Demon Qi, especially like a modern handsome boy.
Peach blossom petals were flying all over the sky, and Eldest Princess fell into the maze of Peach Blossom Spirit. His eyes gradually became blurred, and his sword skills gradually became affectionate.
Peach Blossom Spirit uses illusions, and the clothes on his body become less and less...
When the atmosphere was getting thicker, suddenly, Xue Yuanyu rushed out with Xue Yingxuan.
Xue Yuanyu's eyes were red. "Min'er, my Min'er... you, you, what are you doing?"
Xue Yingxuan held a wooden stick in his hand and hit Peach Blossom Spirit: "Go away, don't bully my mother!"
Peach Blossom Spirit stopped. "Who is this? A new character? Isn't it a monster hunting show? Why did you become a miserable character?"
Eldest Princess was indulging in it. When he saw Xue Yuanyu, there was indescribable disgust on his face.
"Who is this person? I don't know him either." Jian Ruonan: "Eldest Princess, are you adding drama to yourself again?!"
"If you add drama randomly like this, it will destroy the main plot of the whole drama!"
Even though you are the sponsor, you can't act recklessly!
Black Tortoise System: [Hey, this lazy guy is not good at acting, but he is quite professional!]
Dantai Mo:[...]
Xue Yuanyu said, "Min'er, it's me, I'm Yucheng..."
Eldest Princess looked Xue Yuanyu up and down, then looked at Peach Blossom Spirit beside him and Bull Demon who had been defeated.
One is an old and thin dog, the other is young, strong and thick.
In contrast, a thought suddenly appeared in Eldest Princess's head: Why did I fall in love with this wizened old man to death and come back to life?!
[Hey, who does this lady think this is? Isn't this Eldest Princess's ex-husband who loves domineeringly, loves suffocatingly, loves unreasonably, loves so much that he can't breathe, and only dares to break up with you when the mountains and the earth are harmonious?]
[My ex-husband appears and the plot becomes interesting!]
Eldest Princess:"..."