Jian Ruonan lowers his head and looks in Melon Patch.
The head lights up Light Screen--
[In Light Screen, two short winter melons took advantage of the moonlight to make a dog hole and got into Jinyang Marquis's Residence smoothly.
These two short winter melons are exactly Honda Sanlunzi and Yamagata Xiao Chi.]
Maid: "Beep beep beep--" (Save surprise)
[Wa Kingdom warriors are very skilled in digging dog holes. After getting into Jinyang Marquis's Residence, they also specially filled in the dog holes and leveled the land.
In order not to be seen, Honda Sanlunzi also thoughtfully laid turf on the ground.]
[Tsk, tsk, tsk.] Jian Ruonan shook his head. [No wonder everyone says Little Japan is qualified and polite. It's hard to judge politeness! What's the difference between farting in someone's face and then wiping their face?!]
Devils are devils, they are very thieves!
[--Honda Sanlunzi and Yamagata Xiao Chi entered Marquis's Estate, sneaked into the backyard, and looted all the maids' belongings to dry.
Wa Kingdom meng has a special liking for the color red and specializes in stealing red ones. After he steals them, he puts them under his nose and smells them vigorously. While smelling, he sighs, it would be better if he didn't wash them. It's so vulgar and perverted...]
When the maids saw the dwarf's appearance, their scalps went numb?!
!!
Damn it, these two buck-toothed dwarfs are the ones who steal women's belongings?!
It looks so damn disgusting!
Did you get sucked in the face by a stick when you were reincarnated?!
Immediately, a maid picked up a broom and prepared to find the person and beat him to death!
When Jian Ruonan saw this, goosebumps fell all over his body. He turned off the projection in his head, and Light Screen disappeared from his head.
It turns out that these two disgusting buck-toothed devils were sent by Jian Chuxue to steal her purse.
Jian Chuxue I saw her taking a saw from her purse before and thought her purse was space.
But in fact, the real space is on her body, and the purse is just a cover-up.
Jian Ruonan counted with his fingers and said, "The sky is bright and the earth is bright, Lord Lao will appear quickly!"
Maid:!!
No wonder Fifth Miss has Light Screen on his head. It turns out that Lord Lao has appeared!
"I have learned what the thief looks like!" Jian Ruonan waved his hand. "Bring a pen and paper! I will draw the thief's appearance and circulate it to each hospital!"
The maid brought pen, ink, paper and inkstone, Jian Ruonan finished the painting and handed it to the maid.
The maids took the painting and were immediately shocked. "Miss Fifth, what is this painting called?"
Although the painting is simple and clear, it is lifelike!
Jian Ruonan: "This is called Stick Figure Drawing! This is my own creation!"
Stick Figure Drawing!! Fifth Miss's own painting method, 6666!
The maid whispered in private, "Although Fifth Miss's painting style is a bit unique, the painting is so lifelike that you can tell who it is by just looking at it."
"That's not true, we Fifth Miss are Grand General who have both ability and political integrity and were conferred by the emperor!"
Unknowingly, Jian Ruonan gained another reputation as a good painter, and he was also the founder of Stick Figure Drawing.
Sure enough, when you go out, you gain your reputation by yourself!
Stick Figure Drawing spread, and all the maids and guards of Jinyang Marquis's Residence knew what Honda Sanlunzi and Yamagata Xiao Chi looked like.
Imperial Guard came to ask for instructions, "Fifth Miss, I have locked the location of the two buck-toothed short thieves, do you want to arrest them now!"
Jian Ruonan cracked the melon seeds. "Don't panic yet, bring me my pink purse."
The maid brought the pink purse, Jian Ruonan took a Mousetrap from the space and put it in. She waved the maid over and whispered, "You do this, do this, and do that again!"
The maid nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
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Wa Kingdom is good at making dog holes. He can imitate the trap by squatting on the ground at night.
Taking advantage of their height, the two men were hidden in Jinyang Marquis's Residence for two days without anyone noticing.
They dug a hole in the woods, hid in the hole during the day, and came out to steal at night.
The hole was covered with leaves, and the dog hole was filled with stolen women's items.
Honda Sanlunzi took the maid's bellyband and put it over her head. "Imperial Guard seems to be having more and more father-dying jams recently!"
Jinyang Marquis's Residence was prepared, and more Imperial Guard were patrolling. Honda Sanlunzi and Yamagata Xiao Chi no longer dared to act without permission during the day.
Yamagata Xiao Chi wrapped the stolen handkerchief around his head and tied a knot under his nose. "Oh, I'm starving to death!"
Honda Sanlunzi:"Everyone works hungry!"
The buck-toothed Japs are Wa Kingdom warriors who can make twenty sesame cakes a day. When they first arrived at Jinyang Marquis's Residence, they could still steal some leftovers to eat in Main Kitchen. Now Marquis's Estate Imperial Guard has stepped up patrols, and within a day the two of them were so hungry that they were screaming.
Honda Sanlunzi: "Stop picking up food tonight, fill your stomach first!"
Yamagata Xiao Chi:"Yoshi!"
As night fell, Honda Sanlunzi and Yamagata Xiao Chi emerged from the dog hole, and the two sneakily wandered around the door of Joy and Longevity Court.
In Deer Song Courtyard, Jian Xilu, Teng, Min, Jian Zhang, and Jian Huayuan are all here.
The family sat together and ate sunflower seeds.
His Majesty After a thousand years, there will be Xilu's marriage. After Xilu's marriage, there will be Jian Huayuan's marriage.
This year Jinyang Marquis's Residence Elder Branch is a double blessing.
Marquis's Brother-in-law's ability and talent are obvious to all. With Nan Nan here, I'm sure Xilu will have a smooth life after marrying her.
Min is most worried about Jian Huayuan now, "I wonder what Pei Family Third Miss is like?"
Jian Ruonan: "Mom, please rest assured, there is nothing wrong with Sister Pei. She just loves to compose poems. She may shed a few tears when composing poems, recalling the past and so on."
Min:"..."
I seem to be more worried.
The eldest son is inconspicuous, and the eldest daughter-in-law feels that she has not grown up yet. Who should Jinyang Marquis's Residence rely on to support her family?!
Teng rubbed his face. "Brother is not good at poetry!"
Sister-in-law doesn't want to run away anymore, does she?
The cub is worried.
Jian Huayuan pursed his lips.
Jian Ruonan handed over a book. "Brother, this is what a friend of my little sister has learned all his life. As long as you read it through, you can lock yourself with Sister Pei. Oh, oh, oh, no, it will be a lifetime of happiness and love."
Jian Huayuan opened it and saw on the cover the words "Rhyme Maniac: Poetry King Quick Guide", written by Black Tortoise.
"..."
This was dictated by Black Tortoise and written down by Dog System, the only one who could read.
Teng patted Jian Huayuan on the back, "Brother, with the fifth sister's secret book, I guarantee you will hold two of them in three years!"
Min felt relieved and discussed the marriage of his two children with Jian Zhang. Jian Ruonan buried his head to see what Wa Kingdom would do.
Jian Ruonan's head Light Screen lit up, Teng skillfully grabbed the melon seeds and distributed them to everyone.
Light Screen li--
[Honda Sanlunzi and Yamagata Xiao Chi were extremely hungry. Main Kitchen was heavily guarded, and they came to the utility room behind Joy and Longevity Court.
The utility room was filled with dust. The two short winter melons rummaged around for a while but couldn't find anything to eat.
Suddenly, Yamagata Xiao Chi found a bag of brown, capsule-sized, something like melon seeds in the corner.
Yamagata Xiao Chi:"What kind of work is this?"
Honda Sanlunzi:"Try it?"
Yamagata Xiao Chi:"Hey!"
Honda Sanlunzi picked up one, put it in his mouth and chewed it, his eyes lit up. "Crack it!"
Yamagata Xiao Chi: "Yoshi, give me a daddy card too!"
Yamagata Xiao Chi After eating one, I was so surprised.
"It's so delicious!"
"Too many nutrients will kill you!"
"Modo Modo!"
Seeing this, Min, Jian Huayuan, Jian Xilu, and Jian Zhang put down the melon seeds in their hands one after another.
Teng pulled Min: Mom, what is that?
Jian Ruonan:"..."
[Fuck, that's the Roach Eggs given to me by Zhi!]
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Deduct money for homophones! (dog head)