This trap was a bit big. After the two buck-toothed devils fell into it, they fell heavily to the ground.
The little devil had some quick wits. Although the fall was painful, he managed not to scream and even managed to make a "squeak" rat noise.
Honda Sanlunzi: "Women are afraid of mice. Quickly imitate the sound of mice, scare them, and then run away!!"
"Zhizhizhi--"
"Zhizhizhi--"
Yamagata Xiao Chi: "Lord Honda is so awesome! You can learn so much from Mouse!"
The two of them pretended to be a mouse in the dog hole for a while, but when no one came, Yamagata Xiao Chi said, "Yoshi~ This trap is useless to us!"
Wa Kingdom Generals are good at digging dog holes. This hole is equivalent to a large dog hole. They can drill another slant hole or dig out a dirt staircase to get out.
The two were about to dig a hole. Suddenly, Honda Sanlunzi stepped on something. They heard a "click" and their feet were caught by something.
Honda Sanlunzi screamed in pain, "There is a mechanism!!!!!"
Yamagata Xiao Chi At first glance, Honda Sanlunzi's entire leg was stuck in a large mousetrap.
Honda Sanlunzi struggled desperately, but with the help of Yamagata Xiao Chi, he still couldn't break free.
At this time, the voices of the maids came from outside the cave.
"The thief fell into a trap!"
"Go call someone quickly!"
In order to prevent the entire army from being wiped out, Yamagata Xiao Chi stepped on Honda Sanlunzi's head and crawled out of the dog hole with Honda Sanlunzi's fighting spirit.
Honda Sanlunzi: "You, move forward! I, stay here like crazy!"
Yamagata Xiao Chi took off his purse and said goodbye to Honda Sanlunzi with tears in his eyes, "Sayo Nora~~"
"I will never let you down, daddy!"
"Lord Honda, you are just tired! His Highness Mechuan Yaokuzi will definitely come to save you!"
Honda Sanlunzi looked at Yamagata Xiao Chi's leaving figure and shed tears of a warrior.
Wa Kingdom fierce general:-1
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After three days of preparation, Jian Ruonan will lead his troops into the mountain Bandit Suppression, dig for treasure, and capture the traitor Third Prince.
Before departure, as usual, the general will give a speech to boost morale.
On the day of departure, Emperor Deyuan brought a group of humerus to see off Jian Ruonan, and Jinyang Marquis's Residence's family members also arrived.
Jian Ruonan is riding on Little White Horse. She has her hair raised high, wearing armor and holding a crossbow. She looks heroic.
Dantai Mo sat aside and glanced at her from time to time.
Wang Defa held Loudspeaker and handed it to Jian Ruonan: "General, please speak!"
Jian Ruonan holds Loudspeaker with one hand and scolds Fang Qiu with the other hand--
"Huhu."
"The sunset is Western Mountain. The red clouds are flying, and the soldiers are returning from target practice! The red flowers on their chests reflect the colorful clouds, and happy songs are flying all over the sky!"
Pei Shaoyi trembled when he heard this poem.
The fifth sister is so talented in literature.
Equally shocking are Emperor Deyuan and the humerus.
Emperor Deyuan: My little cutie, although illiterate, has great literary talent!
After shouting the lyrics, Jian Ruonan cleared his throat and continued:
"Bandits, we're going to kill them right away!"
"Think about it, everyone, future generations could have been lying around counting money, achieving wealth freedom per capita, and enjoying beautiful men paying tribute from foreign countries. Just because the foreign powers broke into our Great Xia, killed my brothers and sisters, stole our national treasures, and asked us to pay hundreds of millions of taels of silver..."
Speaking of this, Jian Ruonan felt quite sincerely, and his voice became a little louder, "It is unbearable!"
Maiden Army responded loudly, "What is intolerable?"
Jian Ruonan: "Maiden Army This expedition focuses on troop training!"
"From now on, Maiden Army will kick Germany, tear France with his hands, and beat Little Japan until he cries!"
The soldiers' blood was ignited, and they shouted in unison, "Kick Germany with your feet, tear France with your hands, and beat Little Japan until you cry!"
"Bring me the prisoners of war!"
Minister of War: Who are Germany, France, and Little Japan? Why do you want to beat them?
Minister of Works: No matter who he is, General Jian will fight him if he wants!
Humerus: Beat him--
Two soldiers pushed out a prison car. In the prison car, it was Honda Sanlunzi who was imprisoned.
Honda Sanlunzi had an iron chain tied around his neck and was curled up in a ball to sleep.
Jian Ruonan knocked twice on the railing with his knife to wake the people up, "Everyone, watch out, these are the devils, our enemies. If you beat the devils, you must not be merciful, you will beat them to death!"
"If you don't kill them, when the foreign powers break into Great Xia, your wives, children, and parents will be bullied, abused, and brutally killed, and your hard-earned money will also be robbed!"
"Kill him!"
Honda Sanlunzi took a sip on the ground and stood up. He grabbed the railing with both hands and shouted in Japanese: "Yamato People will never surrender!"
Honda Sanlunzi actually felt guilty, but he took advantage of the fact that no one understood Japanese and said nonsense, "Sooner or later, His Highness Mechuan Yaokuzi will lead the iron hooves and wipe out the work here!"
Jian Ruonan replied in standard Japanese: "Baga, Great Xia is the coolest one!"
Honda Sanlunzi was shocked. "You know Japan slang?!"
Jian Ruonan showed a look of contempt in his eyes. "You are dumbfounded, this general is proficient in many languages!"
It's no lie that this general is proficient in multiple languages at the age of six!
Jian Ruonan said a curse word in Japanese: "Little Japan Bagaya road!"
Honda Sanlunzi Pupil Earthquake: "Fuck, the cock is so fluent!!"
All Hanlin Academy Grand Academician jaws dropped:!!
General Jian is so hidden!!
The soldiers will not be surprised. They already know that General Jian is proficient in multiple languages!
Jian Zhang: Who said that Nan Nan is uneducated before?!!
We Nan Nan are humble, humble!
After boosting morale, Jian Ruonan once again took out the magic weapon of show-off - Tesla Coil.
The previous cane was a bit heavy, but Jian Ruonan has improved it and made the handle slightly lighter.
She was riding on a horse, holding up her Tesla Coil cane with one hand, and her cloak raised behind her.
After the power is turned on, lightning flashes immediately.
Jian Ruonan looked up to the sky and roared, "Gulnara, God of Darkness! Thunder and lightning strike--"
Emperor Deyuan:!!!!!
Humerus:!!!!!
Honda Sanlunzi:!!!!!
God has descended to earth!
(Omit the 50,000 words of surprise)
"Chong duck--"
This last transformation was a hundred times more powerful than the previous speech, and the morale of the soldiers soared and their blood boiled.
"Maiden Army!! Maiden Army!! Maiden Army!!"
The shouts of the soldiers and generals were thunderous.
Maiden Army under Electricity God is an invincible and invincible magic weapon!
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On the other side, Jian Chuxue got Jian Ruonan's pink purse as he wished.
She weighed it and found it weighed a bit.
She recognized this purse, Jian Ruonan was in it to get something.
I don't know how to use it, so I'd better try it a few times. If I'm as smart as her, I'm sure I'll be able to find a solution soon.
Jian Chuxue couldn't wait to put his hand into his purse, only to hear a crisp "pop" sound, and his palm was clamped tightly by something unknown.
She hurriedly took her hand out, only to see that her palm was clamped by a Mousetrap, with a note attached to the end of the Mousetrap, which said--
"You have to pinch your hands when you steal. What you did is disgusting. I have Dragon-Slaying Saber in my hand. If I steal again, I will cut off your hand next time! skr~~"
Jian Chuxue said angrily, "Jian Ruonan, I'm not done with you!"