Big Gossip! The Paralyzed Man Stood Up After Reading My Thoughts
Chapter 349

I Am Xuan Xiaowu

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"Didn't you just turn eighteen?" Jian Ruonan looked at the boy opposite him, who was about eight or nine years old and a head shorter than himself, and was a little confused, "Why is he so young, like Bulbasaur?"

Black Tortoise System:"..."

You are Bulbasaur, and your whole family is Bulbasaur.

I am Xuan, Wu, Da, Ren, one of Four Great Divine Beasts!!

Black Tortoise Although he wanted to refute, he was suddenly caught and he was so scared that he could only complain silently.

He looked down at his little arms and legs, then turned and looked at the turtle shell behind him.

Not to mention, the emerald green turtle shell looks like a bud, it really looks like a Bulbasaur.

The black snake in the turtle shell felt something strange, so it came out and poked its head out. When it saw the fierce-looking Jian Ruonan, it immediately swooped back in.

After Black Tortoise calmed down, he started to think - this is not Main God Space, how did he get caught?!

"Fifth Miss, did you draw some kind of dark weapon?" It must be that Xiaosi's mood has been too high recently, and he was given a lot of points. Fifth Miss drew a prop to catch him.

Jian Ruonan smiled proudly, "Yes."

Black Tortoise feels so regretful, if he had known earlier, he would have asked Xiaosi to restrain his emotions.

But Xiaosi, that love brain, it's no use telling him!

Being caught has become a reality. Black Tortoise rolled his eyes, clasped his hands together, and smiled flatteringly, "Fifth Miss, Fourth Prince has had a lot of mood swings recently, Fifth Miss has smoked a lot of good things, right?"

"Fifth Miss, this is all due to small efforts!"

Jian Ruonan crossed his arms and sneered, "You said bad things about me behind my back, and now I've caught you, how dare you claim credit in front of me?!"

"Black Tortoise, you are so big and bold!"

"Let's see how my aunt will deal with you!! Jiejiejie--"

Black Tortoise System was so frightened that his eyelids couldn't stop trembling. "Fifth Miss is unjust! It's too late for me to be respectful to you, how dare I say bad things about you?!"

"Fifth Miss, my little admiration for you is like the endless flow of a river, or like the Yellow River flooding out of control!!"

A clear teenage voice with a hint of childishness, Black Tortoise's voice is unexpectedly nice.

I was very confused when the nice voice cried out for injustice.

But this little trick couldn't fool Jian Ruonan. She narrowed her eyes and continued to sneer, "Black Tortoise, Black Tortoise, there's not a single truth in your mouth?!"

"Dog System After upgrading, the level is higher than yours. I know everything!"

Black Tortoise:??!!

What??

Higher level than me?!

"I don't believe it!"

How can that little thing Dog System be of a higher level than him? It's definitely the nonsense of this lazy guy Fifth Miss!

Jian Ruonan:"I don't care whether you believe it or not!"

Black Tortoise System sat huddled in the corner of the carriage and asked tentatively, "When did Dog System upgrade? Why didn't you tell me?"

Jian Ruonan: "Usually low-level officials report to high-level officials. As a low-level commander, what qualifications do you have to ask me?"

Black Tortoise frowned and looked at her with a sharp look. "Fifth Miss, this Black Tortoise understands you, you must be deceiving me!"

Jian Ruonan is too lazy to talk nonsense with him. It seems that Black Tortoise is unwilling to die until he reaches the Yellow River.

She clapped her hands: [Hou System, come out quickly!!]

Hou System immediately established a relationship with Black Tortoise Link: [Black Tortoise, you kid, when you see His Highness, why don't you kneel down quickly!]

Hou System also sent a photo to Black Tortoise - in the photo, Hou System has a pair of rabbit ears. Although he is still a cub, he is very majestic.

Black Tortoise:[!!]

[Nani??!!]

[Dog System Have you upgraded to Hou System?!]

Hou System wagged his tail proudly: [Oh, Black Tortoise, you low-level, boss!]

The three words "low-level system" are like a heart-piercing arrow, hitting Black Tortoise's heart.

Black Tortoise: [Woo woo woo, Hou System, you have learned bad things from following Fifth Miss.]

The boy gritted his teeth and stared stubbornly at the sky, his eyes filled with tears.

The high level he was so proud of was easily surpassed?

Wuwuwuwu--

Really hammered!!

The sky is falling!!

Black Tortoise's inner world collapsed!!

Jian Ruonan was stunned when he saw Black Tortoise who was crying.

Isn't it just that the level has been surpassed, and there is no need to be sad like this?

The boy closed his eyes and let the tears flow down. His heart was already riddled with wounds and his heart was filled with sorrow.

Jian Ruonan asked doubtfully, "You shouldn't be useless. The only thing you can use is a high level, right?"

Jian Ruonan The truth is out.

"--" Xuanwu was hit by another arrow in the chest.

"No wonder it's so crispy and leaks oil when poked. You have to steal energy to survive."

"Without high-level blessing, you are just a waste!"

"--" Xuanwu was hit by another arrow in the chest.

Black Tortoise burst into tears, "Fifth Miss, stop talking, wuwuwu--"

Hou System was shocked to see it.

Black Tortoise System is so useless and cowardly?

No way?!

[Nan Nan, he is definitely not Black Tortoise, Black Tortoise doesn't look like this, you ask who he is?!]

Hou System remembers it clearly. When he was Big System, Black Tortoise sent him a photo. In the photo, he was a handsome adult guy, but he looked like a kid now!

Hou System was talking to Jian Ruonan in his head, but Black Tortoise couldn't hear it. He was so heartbroken now that even if there was something wrong with Jian Ruonan, he couldn't notice it.

He sadly pulled at the bud-like turtle shell behind him, trying to call the black snake out for comfort, but the black snake felt bad and refused to come out.

Black Tortoise cried for a while and looked at Jian Ruonan: "Fifth Miss, when did Hou System upgrade?"

Jian Ruonan: "The last time you and Fourth Prince came to my house, you made Fourth Prince drink eight cups of tea and not go to the latrine."

Black Tortoise was shocked. "So early!"

Jian Ruonan snorted coldly, "Not only did I hear all your conversations, I also know that your true identity is not Black Tortoise!"

Black Tortoise:!!

Black Tortoise clenched his fists with both hands, shrugged and shrank back, looking at Jian Ruonan in horror.

Is this lazy guy so powerful?!

Seeing that the other party was being frightened, Jian Ruonan picked up a welcome pillow and put it on his back, sat on it and stared at Black Tortoise leisurely.

Staring until Black Tortoise had nowhere to put her hands and feet, she said leisurely, "Hou System knows everything! Hou System told me everything!"

Hou System:[Nan Nan, what did I tell you?]

Jian Ruonan:[Stupid, I lied to him!]

Hou System: [Oh, Nan Nan, you are so smart!]

"Tell me, why did you steal Black Tortoise's identity? Who are you?" Jian Ruonan took out a "No Begging" from behind and hit it twice in the palm of his hand. "If you don't tell me the truth, I'll watch your skin carefully!"

Black Tortoise stared at "No Begging" in Jian Ruonan's hand, his eyes widening in horror. "Fifth Miss have mercy on me! Black Tortoise is my brother, and I am Xuan Xiaowu. I just stole his identity for fun!"

"Fifth Miss I was wrong, Fifth Miss Sir, please forgive me!"

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