Eastern Palace, Jian Ruonan are playing with Wang Defa, Commandery Princess Jiarou, Teng and Mahjong.
As soon as she was pregnant, Houhou received good news. The task was completed and the reward arrived. Jian Ruonan got "Suffering Transfer Device".
"Suffering Transfer Device", as the name suggests, can transfer any suffering. It was tailor-made for her. She immediately transferred all the hardships of pregnancy to Empress Dowager.
The hardships of pregnancy can be transferred, but the child still has to be conceived.
It would be better if someone could help me get pregnant.
Jian Ruonan had no problems during the entire pregnancy except that her belly was a little bigger. As usual, she ate deliciously and was in great shape. She didn't feel tired even after 16 rounds of Mahjong.
Suddenly, palace officials came to report that Emperor Deyuan was carried over.
Commandery Princess Jiarou was doing everything, and his subordinate asked, "What are His Majesty doing here?"
Jian Ruonan touched the card calmly. "Maybe I'm going to have a baby."
Commandery Princess Jiarou was confused. "You give birth to a baby... then let's go?"
Jian Ruonan: "What are you going to do? Beat me eight more times! You think giving birth is just shit, just give birth to a child."
She has already turned Melon Patch. This is her first pregnancy, and it will take three hours until the cervix is fully dilated.
Another eight laps is almost enough.
Wang Defa: "When you gave birth to a baby, why were you brought here His Majesty?"
Jian Ruonan: "His Majesty once said that giving birth is just like playing, it doesn't hurt at all."
"You think I've never given birth?" Commandery Princess Jiarou put down the cards. "Having a child is important, let's not play with it now. I've listened to all this. It's a pity."
Jian Ruonan heard that the other party was all interested, so he quickly pushed his cards, "Quickly, call that Hanlin Officials Grand Academician!"
Teng: "Fifth sister, when you give birth to a baby, you should call it Imperial Physician. Why do you call it Hanlin Officials Grand Academician?"
Jian Ruonan: "Of course such a significant deed must be recorded in "Imperial Daily Records"!"
Teng: What a loss for you!
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Crown Princess is to be produced, Crown Prince, Empress Dowager, Empress, Consort Yan... the whole Imperial Medical Academy is all gathered in the Eastern Palace.
Crown Princess was playing Mahjong next door, and Emperor Deyuan was lying on the bed, looking up at the sky with a pale face.
True Person, the Nine-Five Master, the Supreme Qing Dynasty, the Great Luo Celestial Order, the Three-Yuan Nine-Yang Enlightenment, subdues the demons, True Person, experienced the feeling of Ascension during the long labor pains.
After eating Elixir Pills for so long, and meditating and exhaling for so many years, I have never experienced this feeling of blacking out, soul leaving the body, and drifting to death.
It only hurt for half an hour, and Emperor Deyuan felt like he was going to become an immortal immediately.
At the beginning, I could rest for half a stick of incense after every pain. But in the later stages, the labor pains came one after another, without making me gasp.
Emperor Deyuan saw his great-grandfather in a trance.
Empress Dowager held his son's hand. His first feeling was not that he was worried about the emperor's son, but that he was glad that he had not said anything nonsense.
The emperor is already in pain, but he cannot let me suffer any more!
Now that Imperial Physician has gained experience, we are no longer as panicked as when Empress Dowager had morning sickness, and we are directing the production in an orderly manner.
Emperor Deyuan was carried to the bed, surrounded by a group of Imperial Physician: "Based on the time of His Majesty's labor pain, the cervix is probably about four fingers wide open."
Emperor Deyuan:"What?!"
It hurts so much, only four fingers?!
How long will it take for it to open to the tenth finger!
Dantai Mo guarded Jian Ruonan with an anxious look on his face. "What's wrong? Is there anything you don't feel comfortable with? You must tell me if you feel uncomfortable?"
Jian Ruonan is fanning.
The midwife said that you should eat well before giving birth, otherwise you will not have the strength when giving birth.
"Hey--" Jian Ruonan suddenly stopped his chopsticks. "Ouch!"
Dantai Mo said nervously, "What's wrong, what's wrong?"
"I forgot to add vinegar! Let me tell you, there is something missing!" Jian Ruonan said, "Hot and Sour Rice Noodles, vinegar is the soul!!"
Dantai Mo: "Bring the vinegar quickly!!"
"How could you forget such a big thing? Imperial Kitchen What on earth do those people do to eat?!"
Emperor Deyuan was so painful that he was sweating profusely, his lips were purple, and his face was as pale as white paper. The ancestor who was about to give birth held a bowl and sipped the powder in front of him, and he thought the powder was not jealous.
Emperor Deyuan almost fainted from anger.
After the wave of labor pain passed, Emperor Deyuan held his breath and said angrily, "Look at how she looks like something is wrong?!"
Dantai Mo took a look and found that Imperial Father was indeed in a worse situation. He reminded his wife quietly, "Keep your voice down when you say your fangirling."
Jian Ruonan held Hot and Sour Rice Noodles, approached Emperor Deyuan, and said thoughtfully, "His Majesty, do you want a bowl? Production is very tiring."
Emperor Deyuan dragged his broken body, exhausted all his strength, and shouted, "Get out--"
Grandpa has seen it all and doesn't care about Great-Grandma anymore.
Your Majesty Great-Grandma, I have sacrificed too much for the Dantai Family's country and great-grandson!
You can't take me away!
[Yo yo yo, the defense has been broken, the defense has been broken, someone has broken the defense!]
[Who said that childbirth is not painful at all?!]
Jian Ruonan took out the small notebook where the original record was recorded, turned to a page, put it in front of Emperor Deyuan, and whipped the corpse on the spot. "His Majesty, you said it yourself, the birth is not painful at all."
"It doesn't hurt!" With just two words, Emperor Deyuan almost broke his back molar.
[As the emperor said, I should have more children!]
Empress Dowager:"..."
You bastard, shut up!
King of Hell Having just one child is enough for both mother and son. Giving birth to multiple children will cost the family life!
You are a majestic emperor, how can you compete with her?
Is it comparable?!
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Emperor Deyuan was in bed in pain and wanted to die, while Jian Ruonan was eating and drinking beside her.
Finally, after three hours of pain, Imperial Medical Academy gave Emperor Deyuan a pulse. "Crown Princess, your mother is almost ready to give birth."
Emperor Deyuan finally breathed a sigh of relief.
It's finally coming to an end.
The hanging heart was finally relieved.
Jian Ruonan, surrounded by midwives, walked up to Emperor Deyuan and said, "I have something to ask His Majesty."
Emperor Deyuan said weakly, "Ask quickly."
Jian Ruonan whispered like a devil in Emperor Deyuan's ear, "His Majesty, if it's difficult to give birth, should I keep her older or younger?"
Emperor Deyuan:"Protect yourself!!!"
[Wow hahaha - every cause must have its effect, your retribution will be me!]
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Facts have proved that Emperor Deyuan was too worried.
Labor pain is just a piece of cake, the actual labor is the most painful time.
"His Majesty, try harder--"
"His Majesty, if you don't use force here, the child won't be able to get down--"
"Ah--"
"Ah--"
"Ah--" With Emperor Deyuan's heart-rending roar, the child was finally born.
"Wow wow wow--"
"Congratulations to His Highness Crown Prince on the birth of Lin'er."
Jian Ruonan: "Go and congratulate His Majesty!"
The one who deserves the most congratulations is His Majesty.
"Bring the child over here and show me." Emperor Deyuan hugged the child he had "given birth to" with motherly love overflowing in his heart and mixed emotions.
It turns out that it is not easy for women to give birth to children.
Emperor Deyuan I thought that would stop there, but I didn't expect that there would still be the pain of confinement, the pain of having your chrysanthemums torn, the pain of breast enlargement...
He is a majestic emperor, he is over fifty, and his breasts are still engorged in the middle of the night. Who would believe him?!
After giving birth, I was sweating all the time. Emperor Deyuan had to take time off for confinement, and Great Xia was so wrapped up that I couldn't blow the wind.
Hanlin Officials Grand Academician recorded in "Imperial Daily Records": Deyuan Year Twenty-Six, the emperor was in confinement, and Crown Prince was in charge of the country.
This paragraph will be evaluated by future generations: even unofficial historians would not dare to compile it like this!