Big System:[Nan Nan, someone stole my energy!!!]
Jian Ruonan: [Who? Who is it?! Find him out and beat him up!!]
[The stolen thing actually happened to me!]
Dantai Mo almost stopped breathing and glanced at Black Tortoise System in his mind.
Doesn't it mean that if you have a high level, you won't be discovered? Ah?
What's going on now.
Useless System is really useless!
Black Tortoise System dared not speak or go offline. He maintained the most basic functions silently for fear that the current fluctuation would be too great and the other party would discover it.
The host and the system looked at each other, held their breath, and did not dare to talk.
Dantai Mo was brilliant and upright in his life, but was led by Black Tortoise System to steal Lamp Oil. His reputation was almost destroyed in one day, and he scolded Black Tortoise System tens of thousands of times in his heart.
Black Tortoise System: [Your Highness, you agreed to steal Lamp Oil!]
This is the behavior of both of them!
Don't let him take all the blame!
Dantai Mo:[Shut up!]
Afraid of not being discovered?!
Even if it's useless, you still don't know how to assess the situation!
He was really unlucky for eight lifetimes to be bound to such a terrible thing!
Jian Ruonan:[There won't be other systems here, right?]
Big System: [Probably not. There is only one system in a book. This is a sweet and sad story about chasing a wife and crematorium with color. If there were more systems and everyone had superpowers, wouldn't it become a fantasy novel?]
Jian Ruonan: [What? Colored? Don't get me wrong! I'm not even old enough yet!]
Big System:[...]
You know a lot, okay?
Big System checked around: [Hey, the energy loss phenomenon is gone now? I don't know if it's because the energy function is unstable after the upgrade.]
Jian Ruonan didn't take it seriously. He just thought it was Useless System's basic practice. They chatted for a few words and ended the topic.
Although I have gained so many points, I still feel that I am not pumping enough. The fertilizer I pumped before has been used up. Jian Ruonan is thinking about teaching the farmers on the farm how to soak the farmyard manure.
Black Tortoise System took a big breath: [Look, I just said that my level is high, so the other party can't find it.]
Dantai Mo:[...]
This is so proud!
The tail behind Black Tortoise System is almost wagging: [Don't worry, Your Highness, maybe I stole too freely and too harshly before, and the other party discovered it. Now I wait until its energy is full and almost overflows before stealing. I steal what it doesn't want and take a break. Hey, it will definitely not be able to find it!]
Dantai Mo:[...]
Stealing what he doesn't want... what's the difference between this and picking up rags?!
From being a thief to picking up rags, what's so proud about that?!
After a while, Zhuangtou bought the cows, three cows, one all yellow, one black and white, and one yellow and white. There were two bulls, one black and one yellow.
Jian Ruonan asked people to put the cow in the fence and take out his ancestral "Multiple-Birth Pills".
"Multiple-Birth Pills" is a yellow pill about the size of an egg.
Dantai Mo had seen the powerful aphrodisiac in the opponent's hand, and when he saw Multiple-Birth Pills again, his expression was quite calm.
Black Tortoise System's eyes widened: [This is a magic weapon that is hard to exchange for a lot of money in a palace fight, Fifth Miss is just using it to win His Highness's favor?!]
[Fifth Miss really spent a lot of money to defeat His Highness!]
Dantai Mo:[...]
Useless System What do you say?!
This tone made it sound as if Fifth Miss had given Multiple-Birth Pills to eat.
Jian Ruonan divided "Multiple-Birth Pills" into three portions, mixed them into the fodder and let the three cows eat them.
The servant was a little puzzled. "Miss, the cow is not in heat, and the bull will be kicked if it comes near."
Jian Ruonan took out the potent aphrodisiac again. "Don't worry, this is simple."
She mixed the potent aphrodisiac into the grass and let the five cows eat it together. After a while, the cows started to commotion.
The cows are making a lot of noise during mating. Jian Ruonan After feeding the medicine, quickly stay away from the fence.
The black bull is the largest, and the yellow bull is slightly smaller. After the yellow bull takes effect, it is the first to attack the cow.
I saw the yellow bull jumping up, lying on the back of the black and white cow, and using its hind legs to prop up its body.
Jian Ruonan covered Ninth Prince's eyes, "Your Highness Ninth Prince, you can't see this!"
She didn't realize at all that her body was only ten years old.
Ninth Prince's eyes were covered, and he obediently asked in a waxy voice, "Nan Nan, why can't you see? What are you guys doing?"
Jian Ruonan blurted out. "The cows are playing poker."
Dantai Mo:"..."
What the hell?
Ninth Prince asked in a milky voice, "What is playing poker?"
Why are there so many human cubs? Jian Ruonan said nonsensically, "It's just a group fight, but it's bloody. Children can't watch it."
Dantai Mo:"..."
What serious nonsense.
After covering Ninth Prince's eyes, Jian Ruonan once again turned his attention to the cattle.
The yellow bull was about to play poker with the black and white cow. Suddenly, the black bull suddenly jumped up and knocked the yellow bull off the cow.
Then the two bulls fought over the cow.
Jian Ruonan:!!
Oops, I almost forgot, bulls in heat cannot be kept together.
They will fight to the death for the right to mate!
[It's so miserable.]
[How could I make such a low-level mistake!! Will this affect my image of an expert farmer in Fourth Prince's mind?]
Dantai Mo:"..."
Your worries are unnecessary, don't worry, it won't happen.
Your image has been fixed for a long time, and you are not like a little expert in farming.
Seeing two bulls fighting, the farmers on the farm were heartbroken.
The land on Farm Estate is entirely plowed by oxen.
The cow was injured and maimed, and could no longer work.
The farmer's heart is like a knife!
Jian Ruonan guarantees that they will be responsible to the end and will buy another one for them if there is any casualty or injury, so that farmers in the village can feel at ease.
The fight between the two bulls was bloody and fierce. In the end, the yellow bull was knocked to the ground and was dying. The black bull successfully obtained the mating rights of the three cows.
After the breeding was completed, the farmer on the village asked for instructions, "Fifth Miss, the ox's neck is broken and it is estimated that he will not survive. What should I do?"
The farmer looked regretful. The plowing cow is a very important tool!
Farmers' hearts are bleeding!
Ninth Prince was so frightened that he reached out for a hug, "The scalper is so pitiful!"
Fortunately, he didn't look and didn't know how bloody the fight just was.
The cattle died of serious injuries, and the entire farm fell into a state of gloom and gloom.
An idea flashed through Jian Ruonan's mind, and tears flowed out of his mouth unsatisfactorily.
[Today is a good day, everything you want can come true~~]
Dantai Mo:??
When a cow dies, shouldn't it be sad?
Why did he start singing a song? It was a joyful song.
Stupid?
[Cow, cow, it's not that I want to eat you, it's that you failed to live up to your expectations and failed to win the fight for the cow.]
[You have to blame the big black bull who stole your wife!]
[Just in time to have a pot of Potatoes stewed beef brisket!!! Oh yeah!!!]
Dantai Mo:"..."
So that's it.
The farmer followed Jian Ruonan's instructions and stewed the pot of Potatoes beef. Jian Ruonan and Ninth Prince ate deliciously from their bowls.
"Prince Rui Your Highness, why don't you move your chopsticks?"
Potatoes Wagyu beef is stewed until tender, and with Jian Ruonan's ancestral secret seasoning, it is simply fragrant.
Dantai Mo doesn't really want to eat it.
The main reason is that this cow has taken strong aphrodisiacs, and I don't know if it will affect people.
Big System also has this question: [Nan Nan, scalpers took strong aphrodisiacs!!]
Jian Ruonan: [The medicinal properties have been almost consumed in the process of fighting the big black cow! And after cooking for so long, the medicinal properties have long been gone!]
[Don't forget, I'm good at medicine, trust me, there's no problem.]
[Besides, if you don't have any courage, how can you become a qualified gourmet?!]
[Starve the timid to death and starve the bold to death!]
Dantai Mo:"..."
The greedy character is as stable as Mount Tai.
~
After eating and drinking enough, Jian Ruonan took the remaining beef back home. The beef can be kept fresh for two days with ice, and the leftover beef can be made into beef jerky.
Big System:[Nan Nan, is it okay for a cow to have many babies in one litter?]
Jian Ruonan: [This is a novel. The heroine can give birth to five treasures, but we cows can't have more than one birth?]
[You look down on us cows, don't you?]
Big System:[...]
Jian Ruonan: [Are you stupid? This Multiple-Birth Pills also has the "function of safe delivery and strong maternal body"? Have you forgotten?!]
After taking Multiple-Birth Pills to get pregnant, no matter how pregnant you are, you can give birth safely. After the birth, the mother's body can recover as before and her body is better than before. Otherwise, how can it be called a "magic weapon"?!
This Multiple-Birth Pills is the winning weapon for the heroine of Gong Dou Wen. In Gong Dou Wen, after taking this medicine and the emperor's old son having XXOO, the azoospermia can have children and grandchildren.
Just tell me whether it's great or not!
Big System: [Wow, wow, such a magic weapon is wasted like this!]
Jian Ruonan: [Where is the waste? Isn't it an increase of fifty points?! With fifty points, you might be able to draw Eight Treasure Pills and Ten Treasure Pills!]
Dantai Mo:"..."
You are not a clever devil, you are a god!!!
On the way back, Jian Ruonan fell asleep on the carriage.
Suddenly, there was a "ding" sound in my head.
[Enhanced Gossip Button is on--]
Jian Ruonan said lazily: [Keep this melon, I will take a nap before eating it.]
Big System:[Nan Nan, you must eat this melon today!]
Jian Ruonan raised her eyelids, [Why does Miss Guaben have to eat it?]
Big System: [Old Madam bribed the Daoist priest Taoist Temple and wants to subjugate you as a monster!!]
Jian Ruonan suddenly became energetic.
Old Madam's backers have fallen, and it still won't stop.
Aren't they just a bunch of swindling Daoist priests, and they have no magic power, so she Jian Ruonan is still afraid of them?!
[Turn on Points Mall and let me draw some magic weapons to deal with those old Daoist priests who are cheating!]
[Put in some Daoist melons to eat!]