Jian Ruonan was so satisfied with her masterpiece that she spent five minutes practicing the "miserable" way of writing traditional Chinese characters.
Even this Old Madam is too careless and scary.
It went away so fast.
You won't be scared to death, right?
Jian Ruonan stretched out his hand to detect the other person's breath and found that the other person was still alive, but there was a puddle of water on the ground.
Old Madam was so scared that he peed.
It would be great if I had a camera. Let me give Old Madam 500 unique photos as a souvenir.
While no one was noticing, she ducked out of the Ancestral Hall.
After running away, he took out his whistle and blew it.
"Home------"
This was the end code for her discussion with Teng.
Teng received the code and knew that the fifth sister had taken care of it. After finishing his performance, Dian Dian'er went to find his fifth sister.
~
Old Madam was not scared to death, he was scared to death.
When the maids discovered that Old Madam fainted again, they smelled the urine on Old Madam.
The maid couldn't enter Ancestral Hall, so she had to call Lang Second Master to take Old Madam out.
Old Madam is getting older, he was frightened twice, his eyes were a little blurry, and he looked like he would not survive tonight.
Jian Lang was a little anxious. "Mother, what happened to you? Who harmed you?!"
Old Madam took his son's hand and said angrily, "Fifth Miss...Fifth Miss... I saw Fifth Miss, Fifth Miss came to ask for my life..."
Jian Lang frowned, Old Madam held his hand even though he had athlete's foot, which was not polite at all.
But as a son, he couldn't show his dislike, so he could only take his hand out of Old Madam's hand without leaving any trace, "Isn't Fifth Miss lost? Where did you see her?"
Old Madam spoke with a trembling voice, "I saw her at the Ancestral Hall. She crawled out from under the altar table, asked for my life, and... she also wrote horrible words on my clothes."
The maid brought the clothes that Old Madam had changed. Sure enough, there was an unfinished "miserable" written on it.
Jian Lang The more I listened, the more something was wrong. "Mother, what is going on? Tell your son everything!"
After sending the maid away, Old Madam told Jian Lang the whole story.
Jian Lang is not good at doing serious business, but he is good at eating, drinking, whoring and gambling. the Three Teachings and Nine Schools is involved in all of them. After careful consideration, he noticed something fishy.
There is a high probability that Fifth Miss colluded with the Daoist priests to scare the mother.
Old Madam: "No way, how could the Daoist priest listen to her?! I gave the Daoist priest a full five hundred taels of silver!"
Jian Lang: "Mother, didn't you say that those Daoist priests love money? If Fifth Miss could give them ten times or a hundred times the price, wouldn't they agree?!"
"Didn't you arrange someone in Fifth Miss's yard? Just call him over and ask."
When Wen Xue sent word that Fifth Miss was actually not lost and was hiding quietly, Old Madam finally came to his senses.
"That hateful guy! He caused me so much misery!"
~
Jian Ruonan I slept very soundly and woke up at midnight the next day.
Teng was waiting at the door of Deer Song Courtyard early. "Fifth sister, what are we performing today?"
Jian Ruonan sat on the bed and wiped his face, "How about we play a soul-locking ghost today?"
The first two times I played the roles were miserable and unjust ghosts.
Today Jian Ruonan is going to take on a challenge and change into a devilish style.
I'm just afraid that Old Madam is immune to the unjust ghost, so I'm not afraid anymore.
The two siblings were discussing the details of the performance, when suddenly, a mechanical sound of [ding--] came from their heads.
Big System: [Old Madam already knows that you are acting and is waiting for an opportunity to deal with you!]
Jian Ruonan: [?? How did my Oscar-like acting skills come to light?! It shouldn't have happened, Old Madam was obviously scared to death!]
Big System: [Lang Second Master analyzed it, and Wen Xue tipped it off, Old Madam will know.]
Jian Ruonan:[That's it.]
Big System:[Nan Nan, why don't you send Wen Xue away?]
A smirk appeared on Jian Ruonan's face: [Don't panic, this Wen Xue is a double-edged sword. Old Madam can use it, and so can I.]
~
After learning the truth, Old Madam felt much better.
The maids and wives prepared five large pots of dog blood, and the rough messengers and wives held big sticks in each hand, and some held big nets to catch fish, and the whole Joy and Longevity Court was waiting for the ghost to come.
As long as Jian Ruonan dares to sneak into Joy and Longevity Court, she will not only be splashed with blood, but also beaten.
When the time came, Old Madam was bitten to death without being able to see who it was, and Jian Ruonan could only suffer the loss of being dumb.
This is to treat others with their own medicine.
The only puzzling thing was that after she made the arrangements, her neck seemed to be strangled by something and she couldn't breathe.
~
Deer Song Courtyard, Jian Ruonan After washing up, we had breakfast.
She closed the Deer Song Courtyard door and drove all the maids out. Teng rubbed her hands together excitedly, "Fifth sister, do we have to take action during the day?"
Jian Ruonan: "Yeah, yeah. Catch her off guard!"
The two siblings chatted and discussed countermeasures. When Wen Xue was out of the hospital, she fell onto the bed and continued to sleep.
"I won't go, I have a rest today."
[Hey, it was a surprise.]
Teng:"..."
Were you caught off guard by not saying anything?!
Why was it unexpected again?
[It's so late, why hasn't Teng gone to school yet?]
[This little treacherous minister is so active in scaring my grandmother that he almost brings me to ruin!]
Teng:"..."
The fifth sister's ability to hit people with a rake is increasing day by day!
Jian Ruonan I woke up, had lunch, and lay in bed reading my storybook. Without my mobile phone, I always wanted to have some fun for myself.
She recently bought a copy of "The Charming Widow of Endless Romance". The plot has ups and downs, many male protagonists, and it is extremely exciting. Unexpectedly, these ancient people had more fun than modern people.
After lunch, she continued to read the storybook.
For the next five days, Jian Ruonan showed great enthusiasm every morning. As soon as Wen Xue walked away, she lay back on the bed and collapsed.
In the first few days, Joy and Longevity Court was ready, but on the fifth day, the maids and women were obviously tired.
Jian Ruonan:[Joy and Longevity Court How is it over there?]
Big System: [Joy and Longevity Court thought you were going over, but the flowers had all withered by the wait, and the maid's hands holding the dog's blood basin were sore and soft. She had been holding it before, but now she put it on the ground. When the mother-in-law came to check, she slowly picked it up again to show off.]
Jian Ruonan:[Hey, the time has come.]
That night, Jian Ruonan once again showed great desire, while Wen Xue worked silently without moving his ears.
She had lied about the military situation in the past few days, and was not only scolded by Old Madam, but also by Joy and Longevity Court's maids and women, saying that she cheated and helped Fifth Miss deceive them. Even if she went to report the information now, Joy and Longevity Court's side wouldn't believe it.
Jian Ruonan changed into black clothes and led Zang Chun out quietly.
These days, Jian Lang has been resting in Joy and Longevity Court.
A few days ago, Old Madam gave out a reward of ten taels of silver. Everyone in Joy and Longevity Court was united and Liao Li was united, vowing to capture the monsters.
The whole Joy and Longevity Court was twisted into a rope, working hard in one place, and the morale was unprecedentedly high, but everyone felt like they were wearing their autumn clothes inside out.
On the third day, there was no movement at all, and the morale of the entire Joy and Longevity Court dropped by half. By the fifth day, the morale was almost only one level.
Black dog blood has a strong smell and attracts a lot of mosquitoes. If it is left for a long time, the dog blood will give off a rancid smell. The whole Joy and Longevity Court will be in a smoky atmosphere, making everyone miserable.
I don't know if that lazy guy Fifth Miss will come yet or when.
When Jian Ruonan came over, Joy and Longevity Court's maid and mother-in-law were listless.
She lay beside the outer wall and shouted at the top of her lungs, "The ghost is coming--"
The maids and women immediately became vigilant. Those holding sticks took sticks, those holding nets held nets, and those holding dog's blood were carrying the dog's blood.
Jian Lang also helped Old Madam out of the yard.
"The ghost is in the northwest corner, catch her quickly--"
In order to wait for the "ghost", no lanterns were deliberately lit in the yard. When they heard the shouting, everyone swarmed to the northwest corner.
Jian Ruonan stood on tiptoe outside the yard, saw the right moment, and threw a string of firecrackers into the crowd.
As the crackling sound sounded, the nerves of those who were already tired and had their autumn clothes on backwards became tense, and a group of maids and women became confused.
The one with the stick hit who knows who, the one who held the net didn't know who he netted, and the one with the blood poured everywhere...
At this time, no one can tell who is the master and who is the maid.
Old Madam was splashed with blood, and was hit with a stick by someone unknown. He screamed in pain.
Jian Ruonan quickly slipped away, taking away all his achievements and fame.