Jinyang Marquis's Residence Westglow Garden.
Today is a day off. Min arranged for the whole family to go to Taoist Temple for a wedding ceremony early in the morning. In fact, we made an appointment with Madam Wang from Minister of State Ceremonial's house.
It's like a blind date in disguise.
Madam Wang will bring Wang Enze, the legendary Wang Defa with him.
Min was a little excited, finally able to see Wang Defa in person.
Min deliberately didn't tell Jian Ruonan, preparing to give her a surprise.
Except for Jian Ruonan, everyone from all parties was ready to take action when they learned that Jian Ruonan was going on a blind date.
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The first one I know is Third Prince.
Third Prince's Residence.
The maids stood in a row, some holding clothes in their hands, others holding belts, gold crowns, jade pendants and other accessories.
Third Prince Dantai Huai is carefully selected.
He chose a moon-white robe inlaid with gold threads, paired with a gold belt and a gold crown, and held a folding fan in his hand, holding a jade tree in the wind, which was elegant and graceful.
"Bring over all the gold accessories. I heard that Fifth Miss likes gold."
Court Eunuch next to him complimented. "Your Highness is so handsome, Fifth Miss can't even walk when he sees it!"
Third Prince smiled crookedly, "Tomorrow I will let you see how His Highness captures the hearts of beauties!"
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Fourth Prince's Residence.
Imperial Physician is giving Fourth Prince routine acupuncture.
The silver needles were almost all inserted, but Fourth Prince still had no feeling in his legs.
Great Xia Imperial Medical Academy, who has the best medical skills, can't compare to Fifth Miss Lamp Oil.
Black Tortoise System: [Your Highness, it's not good, it's not good, Fifth Miss is going on a blind date!!!]
Black Tortoise System was extremely panicked.
What's going on with this Fifth Miss?
I have never seen such an unreliable host. Not only does it not perform tasks, but now it also starts to perform tasks in reverse!
Big System doesn't care?
Dantai Mo: [How is that possible? Isn't it true that she can't bear the hardship of being married?]
Dantai Mo Take your time.
Fifth Miss Although he is a seductress, he only talks about it.
It's a fake at best.
Black Tortoise System: [Fifth Miss's blind date is Young Master Wang from Minister of State Ceremonial's family, Wang, De and Fa!!!]
Dantai Mo:!!
It's the Wang Defa who often appears in Fifth Miss's voice?!
"Come here, bring out all the clothes This Prince recently made!"
Court Eunuch We are extremely surprised, Prince Rui His Highness never pays attention to what he wears.
What is this for?!
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Commandery Princess Jiarou is also dressing up.
I heard that brother Third Prince is going to Taoist Temple tomorrow to pray for Empress Empress Dowager. She must dress up beautifully and have a chance encounter with brother Third Prince to give brother Third Prince a big surprise.
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Jinyang Marquis's Residence's family members were warmly entertained by Taoist Master's as soon as they arrived at Clear Void Abbey.
Jian Ruonan was respectfully invited to the upper room by Taoist Master.
Zhang, Li, and Xu Taoist Master secretly checked Jian Ruonan.
You won't know if you don't check, but you'll be shocked if you check.
This Fifth Miss from Jinyang Marquis's Residence is a true god.
Not only is he good at medicine, he is also proficient in Heavenly Derivation Divination - he can accurately calculate what happened in the past by cutting toilet paper, and he once shined on Eldest Princess Flower-Viewing Banquet.
No wonder she knew the secrets of the three of them.
Recently, there has been a lot of rumors that Jian Ruonan was awarded an official title, Great Xia was the first Female Official, and the emperor personally rewarded him with "Imperial Sword".
The last time they heard the voice transmission from Fifth Miss's head, beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep. "After practicing Daoism for so many years, this is the first time that I truly feel that the secret of heaven cannot be leaked!"
Heavenly Venerable is of good moral character and they did not follow the wrong person.
Abbot Li presents the recent income of Taoist Temple: "Heavenly Venerable please accept it."
Jian Ruonan flipped through the melon and knew that these three people had not caused trouble to the people recently, so he happily accepted it.
After handing over the offering, Three Taoist Masters looked at her eagerly and refused to leave.
"Three Taoist Masters What else can you do?"
Abbot Li lowered his head, "Disciple has encountered some confusion in practice recently, could you please ask the Immortal to clear up the confusion?"
Jian Ruonan sat cross-legged, pinching the second knuckle of his middle finger with his thumb, as if Heavenly Venerable was coming. "Say it."
"This is the Elixir Pills that my disciple recently refined. After taking it, I feel ecstatic. Please help Heavenly Venerable to see if this elixir can prolong life."
Jian Ruonan took the pill and took a look. It Elixir Pills contained very high lead and mercury content. Of course it would float if it was poisoned. It was not a good pill.
"You can't eat it, this Elixir Pills is poisonous."
Abbot Li was a little reluctant to part with it. This was the elixir of immortality he finally bought at a huge price from National Preceptor.
Jian Ruonan: "Have you had dizziness, headache, nausea, vomiting, and sometimes abdominal cramps recently?"
Abbot Li:!!
All hits!!
Heavenly Venerable divine calculation!
It's not a coincidence, these are all basic symptoms of lead and mercury poisoning.
Jian Ruonan, who is good at medical science, knows very clearly.
Jian Ruonan: "Elixir Pills Don't eat it. This Heavenly Venerable will teach you the correct way to practice."
Abbot Li was extremely excited, "Heavenly Venerable please speak."
Fortunately, Jian Ruonan read a lot of novels about cultivating immortals in those days, so I felt no pressure to talk nonsense. "The first step in cultivating Daoism and becoming an immortal is to sense the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, and absorb the spiritual energy into the body to transform into Yuan. Only then can you enter Qi Refining, Qi Refining is divided into ten levels. After entering the tenth level, Foundation Establishment can be broken through. Only after Foundation Establishment can you break away from the valley... It is necessary to attack Golden Core. To survive the thunder tribulation, after Golden Core, solid elixir will be produced in the Dantian... After Nascent Soul, the lifespan can reach eight hundred, after Nascent Soul, the lifespan will be Spirit Transformation, Void Refinement, Body Integration, Tribulation Transcendence, Mahayana, Ascension..."
Abbot Li was greatly shocked by what he said. He is indeed Heavenly Venerable. What kind of advanced theory of cultivating immortals is this? Please jot it down in a notebook.
"Heavenly Venerable, at what stage should a disciple start?"
Jian Ruonan: "You first feel the aura of heaven and earth through meditation, and strive to enter the Qi training period within five years. Remember, don't eat Elixir Pills indiscriminately anymore."
Abbot Li should be.
Daoist Xu: "Heavenly Venerable, my disciple's Daoist mind has been unstable recently. How should I overcome it?"
Jian Ruonan: "You don't need to change this. Women's clothing only has 0 and countless times. If you can't change this, just be happy."
"Heavenly Venerable means what he said." Daoist Xu left happily.
The last one is Daoist Zhang: "Heavenly Venerable, this disciple has been a little confused recently."
Daoist Zhang is the ruthless man who used rat meat to trick the big black dog into practicing his sword skills.
Ever since the pilgrims discovered that he was an incomplete man, Daoist Zhang didn't dare to appear in Taoist Temple. As soon as he appeared, there would be a group of pilgrims talking around him, making him uncomfortable.
He has failed to become a eunuch, and he is about to fail to become a Daoist priest. Where should he go?
So confused!
If this were in the world of martial arts, Jian Ruonan would give him a whole book of "Sunflower Manual" to practice with.
However, this is just a sweet and sadistic story about chasing a wife in the crematorium. Daoist Zhang is destined not to be a hero.
Jian Ruonan had an idea, and a clever trick flashed through his mind. "Xiao Zhang, you can practice Technical Dao."
Daoist Zhang:"?? What is Technical Dao."
Jian Ruonan: "It is to practice hard and gain access to the Tao through technology."
Daoist Zhang's eyes lit up. "What techniques should disciples practice hard?"
Jian Ruonan counted with his fingers. "Castration Technique."
Daoist Zhang: "Heavenly Venerable means to let the disciples become knife makers? Castrate all the men in the world?!"
Jian Ruonan: "No, no, I, Heavenly Venerable, will send you to castrate all the pigs in the world!"
Great Xia people don't like to eat pork because pigs are not castrated and have a strong fishy smell. Castrated pigs have no fishy smell and taste much better.
Send Daoist Zhang to promote the pig Castration Technique, which will benefit the country and the people.
Pork belly barbecue is just around the corner!!!
Hahaha, this lady is really a genius!!
Daoist Zhang was greatly shocked.
Why castrate pigs?
If a pig is castrated, the pig will not chase him and bite him for five years.
This is Heavenly Venerable's will, even if he is chased and bitten by pigs for the rest of his life, he is willing to do so.
Daoist Zhang found the direction of life again and suddenly became energetic again, "Heavenly Venerable, does Technical Dao have any tips?"
Jian Ruonan thought for a while, "Yes, you read to me, the seven-character mantra: Sumimasen GG Bond!"
As soon as the seven-character mantra came out, Daoist Zhang was so shocked that his scalp went numb.
"Sumimasen GG Bond?"
It's really too unfathomable!!
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Translation:
GG bond: (Pronunciation: Jujubang) Meaning: GG Bond.
Sumimasen GG Bond: Sorry, GG Bond!