[Host, th-this is something even Guagua doesn't know!]
[Guagua, do you think I should give it a try?]
*[Host, wouldn't that be a bad idea?*
Let's not experiment with something that smelly.
*Think about it. If Rong Feifei really ate it, wouldn't watching her make you sick?]*
[It would be pretty disgusting. I'd probably throw up last night's dinner.]
[Exactly, Host. So let's not try it.]
Song Yaoyao nodded earnestly.
[All right!]
Everyone who heard Song Yaoyao and Guagua's conversation gaped!
Rong Feifei was already sleeping with the Third Prince?
What explosive news!
And Little Lord Song was really something. She actually wanted to test whether Rong Feifei would snatch dog shit to eat?
Imagining Rong Feifei eating dog shit, the women covered their mouths and began dry-heaving. The image was far too vivid.
Rong Feifei couldn't hear Song Yaoyao's thoughts, but she was baffled when several women around her suddenly began retching!
Rong Feifei frowned unhappily and asked,
"What's wrong with you?"
The women all answered in unison,
"Nothing."
The ladies, young ladies, and young gentlemen who had seen Song Yaoyao at the palace banquet rushed over as soon as they heard she was at the jewelry shop, hoping to feast on some juicy gossip.
They loved feasting on gossip-as long as it wasn't about them!
Before anyone knew it, the jewelry shop was packed so tightly that not even a drop of water could squeeze through.
Those who entered pretended to browse the jewelry, but every one of them had their ears pricked up, afraid of missing a single word.
Song Yaoyao hadn't noticed how many more people had entered the jewelry shop. She was still questioning Guagua.
[Guagua, Rong Miaomiao doesn't know Rong Feifei is sleeping with the Third Prince outside marriage, but does the Rong family know?]
*[Rong Feifei's mother, the concubine, knows. No one else does.*
Stealing her elder sister's man was her mother's idea in the first place.
The moment Rong Feifei thought of the Third Prince's breathtakingly handsome face, she agreed.
After that, mother and daughter began plotting ways to "accidentally" run into the Third Prince.
Heaven rewards those who persevere. Rong Feifei really did seize a few chances to run into him. One deliberately seduced, the other lusted after beauty, and they hit it off immediately. That was how they ended up sleeping together.
Rong Feifei wants to conceive the Third Prince's child before her legitimate-born elder sister does. She came out today to ask at the Medical Hall whether they had any medicine that would help her get pregnant.
As it turned out, the Medical Hall really did have something like that. The physician told her that after taking it, if the two of them tumbled between the sheets a few more times, her chances of conceiving would naturally increase.
Host, that medicine actually does nothing to help women conceive. It's an extra-strength aphrodisiac, and its effects are incredibly potent.
*How could they not be? It's a drug used for breeding animals!]*
Song Yaoyao exclaimed excitedly,
*[Aaaah! No way!*
How could the Medical Hall sell that kind of drug to its customers?
*Wouldn't they end up doing it a dozen times in one night? Would the Third Prince die from exhausting his seed?]*
Guagua continued,
*[Rong Feifei didn't go to a legitimate Medical Hall. They only care about making money. Why would they worry about anything else?*
That physician made several thousand taels from this one sale. He was afraid of getting into trouble, too, so he's already packed up and run away.
*Will the Third Prince croak? That depends on how much Rong Feifei gives him.]*
*[Guagua, does Rong Feifei have a death wish?*
She dares to use something like that on the Third Prince? If he really croaks, all nine branches of her family will probably be finished!
*Killing a prince is no laughing matter!]*
After hearing Song Yaoyao's thoughts, everyone looked at Rong Feifei differently.
Then they all moved a little farther away from her.
Apparently, courting her own death wasn't enough. She wanted to drag all nine branches of her family down with her.
Rong Feifei was an absolute lunatic!
Song Yaoyao was still asking Guagua questions.
[Guagua, what kind of official position is Left Remonstrance Councillor?]
[Host, as far as I know, the Left Remonstrance Councillor's duty is to remonstrate with the emperor, offering opinions and advice to correct mistakes and improper conduct in state affairs.]
*[Oh. Is Rong Ping a loyal official?*
*If he is, should we warn him? We can't let that madwoman Rong Feifei drag the entire Rong family down with her!]*
[Host, Rong Ping is indeed an exceptionally loyal official!]
[Got it. Let me think of a way to warn the Rong family.]
[Host, you could warn the Third Prince, too!]
*[Guagua, we're nothing in the Third Prince's eyes.*
If he asks how we know what Rong Feifei has been doing, how am I supposed to explain?
One wrong move, and I could lose my life!
*I think we should approach this through the Rong household. Let's think of something!]*
*[Yes, yes, yes! Whatever you say is right, Host!*
*Safety comes first!]*
Song Yaoyao looked up and saw that madwoman Rong Feifei still bullying her eldest sister. She strode over, pulled Song Qingling behind her, and demanded of Rong Feifei,
"Where did a madwoman like you crawl out from? Why do you love snatching other people's things so much?"
Rong Feifei's face flushed with anger. Ever since her legitimate-born elder sister had married into the Third Prince's household, everyone had treated her with respect. Although she disliked that sister, she had to admit she had basked in plenty of her reflected glory.
Now that she was involved with the Third Prince herself, she felt even more certain that she would enter his household sooner or later. She looked down on everyone and demanded,
"Who are you calling names?"
"Whoever answers!"
"You little brat who hasn't even grown all her hair yet! How dare you insult me like that?"
Song Yaoyao looked Rong Feifei up and down before saying disdainfully,
"You say I haven't grown all my hair yet?"
"Then have you grown all yours?"
"I'd like to ask where, exactly, you've grown all your hair. Tell me!"
"Let me broaden my horizons!"
Rong Feifei's face turned scarlet.
"You-you're shameless!"
Song Yaoyao planted one hand on her hip and raised the other with her thumb and middle finger delicately pinched together. Wiggling her bottom in an affected display of daintiness, she said in a syrupy voice,
"You're shameless! You're so annoying!"
After saying that, Song Yaoyao herself began dry-heaving. She had genuinely sickened herself.
The moment Song Yaoyao finished speaking, everyone around her covered their mouths, struggling to hold back their laughter!
But their constantly shaking shoulders made it obvious just how hard they were struggling!
Little Lord Song was far too entertaining!
Seeing her younger sister like this, Song Qingling hurriedly patted her back and asked,
"Yaoyao, are you all right?"
Only after dry-heaving for quite a while did Song Yaoyao straighten up.
"Eldest Sister, I'm fine. I just made myself sick imitating someone!"
Rong Feifei's face reddened as she shouted,
"I'm nothing like that!"
The little girl in front of her was driving Rong Feifei mad with anger.
Unable to win an argument against Song Yaoyao, she tried to hit her instead.
Song Yaoyao barked,
"Who gave you the brazen nerve to assault an Imperial Court official?"
"If that slap lands, I'll lie down on the ground immediately and refuse to get up!"
Song Yaoyao said to Song Qingling,
"Eldest Sister, if she dares hit me, I'll lie down on the ground. Hurry to the capital prefecture office and report her! Tell them someone assaulted an Imperial Court official and beat me unconscious!"