Although they had no idea where Shangqiu was, they all understood what the answer to the riddle meant!
This was awkwardness's mother opening the door for awkwardness-awkwardness had come all the way home!
Guagua: [Host, want to guess another funny riddle?]
Song Yaoyao rolled her eyes speechlessly. Guagua was getting more and more ridiculous, she realized, and refused:
*[No.*
*Guagua, I've never heard you sing before. Give us a song, something with a really strong beat.]*
Guagua: [That I can do!]
Guagua cleared its throat a few times, flung one hand behind its back, and placed the other over its crotch. It imitated a few hip thrusts, then began singing:
[Stab Bilian to death, stab Bilian to death, stab Bilian to death, stab Bilian to death, ho, Brother De says...] - (From the song "Beat It")
Guagua was a round little ball with four limbs. Watching it thrust and twist its hips, imitating Michael Jackson's signature moves, was something else entirely.
Song Yaoyao stumbled on the spot:
*[Holy freaking shit! Guagua, are you asking to die?!*
I should never have expected anything from you. You've turned a perfectly good Michael Jackson song into this! If the original singer heard it, he probably wouldn't even be able to rest in peace down below. He'd come straight back to the world of the living to settle the score with you!
*And what the hell is that wriggling supposed to be?]*
Guagua was still singing, utterly intoxicated with itself. Fighting the urge to roll her eyes, Song Yaoyao said:
[Guagua, you must be tired. Let's take a break.]
Guagua: [Host, I'm not tired!]
With that, Guagua started singing again: [Stab Bilian to death, stab Bilian to death, stab Bilian to death, stab Bilian to death, ho...]
Song Yaoyao finally lost her patience and