Song Yaoyao: [Guagua, I'll be counting on you to put more effort into predicting the future from now on!]
Guagua: [Host, no problem!]
Song Yaoyao: [Guagua, I've thought it through. To reward you, once you find a new target, I'll definitely help you strategize!]
Guagua was still puzzled: [What new target?]
Song Yaoyao: [Oh, now you're playing dumb with me!
Fine. Since you want to act, I'll play along.
Obviously, I mean a pretty lady system. I can help you write love letters!
With the friendship we have, I promise to bring everything I've learned in my life to bear and help you win your beloved's heart!]
Guagua: [Host, give me a break!
You're an eternally single dog, and you want to help me strategize?
Something that might have worked out could fall apart once you stick your oar in!]
Song Yaoyao felt wounded:
[Guagua, who are you looking down on?
Even if I've never eaten pork, haven't I at least seen pigs run?
Don't underestimate me!
Love letters and love poems? I can whip those up at the drop of a hat!]
Guagua: [Host, just stop!
It's not that I'm looking down on you. The facts are right in front of us. Someone who's lived two lifetimes without ever having a boyfriend claims to be an expert on love. Would you believe that?
Sort out your own affairs first!]
Song Yaoyao: [Hmph, that's because I haven't found anyone I like. If I did, I wouldn't be a coward like you. I wouldn't pine in secret-I'd confess outright.]
Guagua: [Sure, I'll wait for the day you confess!
But you needn't trouble yourself over my affairs!]
Song Yaoyao: [You're treating my good intentions like a donkey's liver and lungs!
If you don't appreciate my help, I can't be bothered to meddle