Oh No! My Thoughts Leaked While Meeting the Emperor!
Chapter 538

The Art of Survival

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Song Qinghui and Liu Zheheng were shocked. Hadn't she said she was catching a bird? How had that turned into killing one?

Before either of them could react, Song Yaoyao willed her pistol to turn into a net gun. She pulled the trigger, and a net trapped Niuniu.

Song Yaoyao walked over and heard the bird cursing:

"You bastard! You shameless wretch! You bird-catcher!"

Song Yaoyao burst out laughing:

"You can curse, too?"

"Idiot, didn't you just hear me cursing?"

Song Yaoyao was speechless. Had a bird just looked down on her?

Not wanting to waste her breath arguing with a bird, Song Yaoyao said:

"From now on, I'm your owner."

"No! I'm perfectly happy being a free bird."

"You don't get a choice."

"You're forcing a bird!"

"So what if I am? What are you going to do about it?"

"You're shameless! I don't like forced love!"

This bird certainly knew a lot!

Looking at the resistant bird, Song Yaoyao said:

"How about this? Every day, you'll go out and pick up silver. Give me whatever you bring back, and I'll buy things for you.

You've already collected so much silver, but you can't trade it for anything yourself. Why not let me help?"

"Really?"

A bird was still a bird-so easy to fool, Guagua silently snarked.

"Really. I'm so kindhearted. How could I possibly lie to a bird?"

Song Yaoyao had originally wanted to say her words were truer than pearls, but she was afraid the bird wouldn't understand.

"All right! I'll reluctantly agree.

But I don't like the name Niuniu. From now on, call me Boss!"

"As long as you bring back silver every day, I'll even call you Ancestor.

If you don't bring any back, you'll still be Niuniu."

"Fine."

Song Yaoyao freed Niuniu from the

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