Song Yaoyao: *[Holy moly!*
Guagua, you're amazing!
You could give Matchmaker Liu a run for her money, coming up with something like that!
*My hat's off to you!]*
Guagua: *[Host, are you in awe of me?*
*Want my autograph?]*
Song Yaoyao: *[Pfft. Tell you you're fat, and you start panting.*
You really think you're a celebrity now!
Guagua, honestly, you could make a good living on that mouth alone.
If you ever leave the System World, you could go into sales or become a matchmaker!
*With that tongue of yours, you could talk the dead back to life.]*
Guagua: *[Host, why does that sound so off to me?*
*Are you sure you're not taking a sly dig at me?]*
Song Yaoyao waved a hand:
*[Absolutely not. Those words came straight from my heart!*
*Guagua, since you're such a smooth talker, have you won Lingling over yet?]*
At the mention of Lingling, Guagua's expression turned utterly lovestruck:
[Lingling agreed to go to the movies with me.]
Song Yaoyao: *[Damn.*
After all this time, she's only just agreed to go to the movies with you?
*You're not very good at this!]*
Guagua: *[Host, what would a single dog like you know?*
This is how dating works. You have to take it step by step!
Lingling is reserved. How could she agree right away?
*I'm enjoying the whole process of falling in love!]*
Song Yaoyao pursed her lips:
*[Fine, I don't understand, but you do. Happy now?*
Even if I've never eaten pork, surely I've seen a pig run?
*Whenever you mention Lingling, you get so giddy that I can practically see pink bubbles floating all around you.]*
Guagua: [Host, you noticed?]
Song Yaoyao: [Noticed what?]
Guagua: [How happy I am.]
Song Yaoyao: [Is this your roundabout way of showing off to me?]