Song Yaoyao: [Got it.
You seize even the tiniest chance to fleece me.
Come on, chances like this are rare. Fleece away!]
Guagua: [Host, don't make it sound so ugly!
We're both willing participants here. How can you say I'm seizing a chance to fleece you?]
Song Yaoyao: [Enough.
Explaining means covering up, which means making excuses, which means having a guilty conscience.
No more talking. Come on!]
Guagua: [Host, then I won't stand on ceremony.]
Song Yaoyao looked as though she were marching fearlessly to her death:
[Come on.]
Guagua: [Host, I want that Ruby Headset you added to your collection last time.]
Song Yaoyao: [Guagua, you've really got the nerve to ask.
That appetite of yours is something else.
Why don't you just rob me?]
Guagua: [Isn't that what I'm doing right now?]
Song Yaoyao was so furious that she couldn't speak for a long while:
[Not that one. Pick something else.
If you insist on that one, fine.
But if you're going to harvest me like a crop of chives, don't expect me to spend anything with you ever again.
Our little boat of friendship ends its voyage right here!]
Guagua: [Host, you're threatening me again!]
Song Yaoyao: [You're welcome to test me!
I'm saving that headset for a reason. It's going into my sister's dowry someday.
You want to snatch it away and still expect a smile from me?]
Guagua: [Fine!
I'll pick something else!
I want that Jade Guanyin.]
Song Yaoyao: [Guagua, you've got a sharp eye. You only ever fix your sights on the good stuff.
But I can give you this one.]
Guagua: [Host, then it's settled.]
Song Yaoyao: [But I want a complete set of tools for forging imperial edicts, with thirty sheets of that silk.]
Guagua: [Sure.
But Nian Cenyi only